Why toilet paper, exactly?

>fecal water
>reuses towel
Holy fuck how are you this backwards

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This

I do. I'm on the toilet now, will use toilet paper to get my pucker perdy. No itch or swampass to speak of. No mini ass shower every time I have to take a shit. Have never had the problems bidetfags complain about tp for. Just shit, wipe, and wash my hands like a normal human being

>shit
>flush
>wash your ass
>wipe it with toilet paper
>flush toilet paper
>get dressed

If you don't do this you should be a star on an animal behavior documentary

Shhh, they might find out we still have swing sets too bro

Dood are u retarded Tp of course but only a small amount not as much as you'd usualy use

Americans eat 99% garbage and think its normal to have the liquid shits multiple times a day five days a week.

If it takes more than six squares to clean your ass or you're shitting more than once a day change your diet

>A distinct lack of washing hands
holy fuck bongs, splashing fecal matter all over your ass is disgusting enough
>shit
>wipe
>wash hands
>shower once a day like a sane person

All of you are animals
>Wet wipes