Why toilet paper, exactly?

Why toilet paper, exactly?

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Because they're savages who still use toilet paper to wipe their assholes instead of the obviously superior water washing

I don't get it either, man. They smoking it or something maybe?

One person bought a shitload, then herd mentality kicked in. Humans are, by vast majority, fucking stupid.

brilliant move by tp producers to sell more. mass hysteria follows a few people hired to buy lots of it.

Makes sense

>Why toilet paper, exactly?
Seen a shrink in tv lately.
he claimed it could probably be explained psychoanalytic.
Googled it but didn't make it to page two.
Maybe a psychology-user might explain?

So it’s a corporate scheme.
Understandable.
Turning an outbreak into a profitable endeavor is very like most corporations. Just think about how they profit off of war.

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It’s a large soft object when packaged that you can wrap your arms around and you almost hug when you hold it. It gives them the illusion that they are in control, they are the boss. It’s completely a mental thing. Most people are simple animals that mainly run on their lizard brain.

Also, I forgot, it’s a cheap way to satisfy their need to feel in control. This in addition to the rest of what I said makes it perfect for the simpletons.

Imma ask nicely, what's the sauce?

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Walmart wtf

Oh, my bad. I thought you were replying to my OP.

No idea, sorry. Just a random pic I ripped off of MGRenders.

Now Listen 'ere, duck-o

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Thanks user. Is there anything I can do for you in return?

Listening

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Hey if my landlord would let me install a bidet into my trailer bathroom then I would. I hate toilet paper.

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If I see you in my crib again, it gon' get ugly

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Okay, see you, Mad Dogg

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how do you dry your wet ass afterward then genius...

That was me. About 6 weeks ago I cleaned out some shelves, posted some pics and I just started shitposting about it here. Over and over again. Then the ball got rolling and here we are. Thanks anons, really. Thanks.

I use my hand then slap brown people in the face with it. For lulz.

a towel, retard.

Unironically this. Water spurt your anus is so much better. No shitstains, no entire roll used for one shitsession, fast, a little bit cheaper than toilet paper and it's much cleaner every time.

Because nobody wants to wipe with their hands, obviously.

How do you dry yourself after stepping out of the shower? Just imagine that but for your ass.

Toilet paper, but then I won't need a shit load of it my simple minded friend.

just buy one of those toilets with the rhing to spray your ass

Because it is a good breeding ground for the virus.

Conspiritards started buying it up. Early. I heard in late January they were buying it up. While there were still full shelves, I grabbed a 24 pack since I was low and usually buy in bulk a couple times a year. I'm set, but the panickers ruined it for everyone else and now have more than they'll need for years to come.

Because with the media induced mass hysteria and fear mongering, if someone coughs or sneezes, the 10 people around them start shitting themselves.

You use towel each time you shit to dry yourself? That seems a little much

The water from the bidet washes away the shit, you mong. It's like a mini shower for your asshole.

people=sheeple=retards

dont be a retard, buy a normal amount of food/supplies and wash your hands. The faster we can all beat this the faster we can get back to trolling and shit posting

because it's made locally

Have any of you heard of the concept of using fucking soap to wash your asses then wipe it with a towel?

WOMEN

It isn't any less convenient than using toilet paper. You don't have any of these laying around?

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>tfw shower my ass
>use 4 sheets to dry my ass
>only 4 sheets for a perfectly clean bum and no feeling of reusing some ass blanket

It can be traded for food later.

Toilet paper flushes. Are you just going to keep a stack of shit-covered towels next to your bedroom piss bottles?

see

Most people use 1 or 2 rolls of TP each week. Even with a family of 4, maybe 4-8 rolls per week.
So a 1 year supply at 2 rolls per week = about 100 rolls per person per year.
Costco sell 30 rolls per package, this should last people, even a family of 4, a month!
So these people who have 4-5-6 packages from costco, will not have to buy TP for over a year.

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Im really fucking baffled, its like almost all western countries havent washed their asses with soap, is it that much of a foreign concept?

The towel won't be shit-covered, just wet. That's the whole point of a bidet, it sprays away the shit so all you have to do is dry off afterwards.

literal retards

You guys are the best

I'm good.

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Can i use a shower hose instead of a bidet?

Are you one 'o those who wipe their butthole kiddo?

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I have to presume the bidet thing is mostly a meme at this point. Imagine that kind of person camping, let alone in a survival situation

I use tampons to soak the shit water

>just sprays water onto shit thinking that's clean
keep your fecal matter infested towel away then. Genuinely don't understand how bongs can be this disgusting. Just a little iso and salt will usually clean them right up

Dat's nasty bro...

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>nah bro, this squirt of water will totally get your Tyrone-dock squeeky clean
>don't use paper though, because all it does is smear because I only know how to wipe like a toddler

Why not? Do you want swamp ass?

Leave that kid alone Blake, you lick your goddam asshole after you shit, don't make fun of the kid

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Show show after you shit lol. If you can't control your cycle or shit every every or so something is wrong with your digestive track. At this point washing it away will be your smallest problem

probably because facebook boomers started obsessing over it and fake news kept talking about it reenforcing the stupidity. the fact that this disease targets them is poetic justice.

yeah, I wipe my ass,
Twice.

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>fecal water
>reuses towel
Holy fuck how are you this backwards

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This

I do. I'm on the toilet now, will use toilet paper to get my pucker perdy. No itch or swampass to speak of. No mini ass shower every time I have to take a shit. Have never had the problems bidetfags complain about tp for. Just shit, wipe, and wash my hands like a normal human being

>shit
>flush
>wash your ass
>wipe it with toilet paper
>flush toilet paper
>get dressed

If you don't do this you should be a star on an animal behavior documentary

Shhh, they might find out we still have swing sets too bro

Dood are u retarded Tp of course but only a small amount not as much as you'd usualy use

Americans eat 99% garbage and think its normal to have the liquid shits multiple times a day five days a week.

If it takes more than six squares to clean your ass or you're shitting more than once a day change your diet

>A distinct lack of washing hands
holy fuck bongs, splashing fecal matter all over your ass is disgusting enough
>shit
>wipe
>wash hands
>shower once a day like a sane person

All of you are animals
>Wet wipes