Anyone else showing symptoms? Are you self-isolating? How are you holding up?

I saw this coming in January. By February, I'd begun stocking up. I should be good for a few weeks.
This is my Panic Pantry, I stocked more after this was taken and also have a full fridge and freezer.

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I’m coofing right now

YEAH WE DESERVE OUR SHARE $2000 each niggas for as long as this shit lasts.

Well, you're probably wrong, but MAYBE you know more than the CDC, the WHO, and every medical professional speaking now.

Good choice on the canned foods! I like the full meal things too, more convenient.

It’s exactly what they’re saying, retard. Now get rid of your cat and wipe the tears away.

My neighbor might have the trump virus. I saw his wife up at the mailbox and she said he's self quarantining. RIP, I'm good though he's a quarter mile away.

>it's a matter of 10s of thousands infected worldwide
Not only is this wrong but it's retarded if taken as true too-
The infected rate was approximately 10x higher than case numbers 4-5 days ago because of the lack of testing and because of the bottleneck of testing
Now it's even higher as the larger european countries are now exponential

A more sensible way to look at it is to take the 1.4% death rate and (very safe) 40% expected worldwide infection rate and arrive at a reasonable expectation of 42,000,000 deaths
It'll likely be higher than this longer term because of seasonal effects, the following economical depression, the harsh effects on major industry, etc

Italians and Chinese are already planning for the future but Americans seem to be still partially stuck in denial and downplay
It's phenomenal just how down-played it still is in countries with low case numbers compared to the thorough amount of data we have

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Y'all are literally dumb as shit, the virus is a complete joke and more minor than the common flu. I've been sick with it and am already immune, bitches. Emptying the shelves and causing the stock market to crash, like a bunch of girls in preschool, is stupidly retarded

It's all Trump's fault. Obama would have halted it in it's tracks on day fucking one.