And meanwhile, Joe Biden continued with his story about Corn Pop: >"After I took down Corn Pop and his fellow bad boys, Honeycomb, Apple Jack, and that dimwit, Special K, Corn Pop and I developed a mutual respect for each other and we became good friends. In fact, I briefly dated his sister, Sugar Smack, but that was before she began writing bad Chex and turning Trix.
>So, late one night Corn Pop and I walked downtown to grab sandwiches at Subway. It was about 2 a.m. and along the way we ran into Jussie Smollet, who smelled of bleach and had a rope around his neck, but we didn't think anything of it. Then, out of nowhere, Cesar Sayoc's white van covered in Trump stickers, which strangely didn't have a scratch on it, pulled up and Nick Sandmann and his Covington Catholic crew, all wearing red MAGA caps, jumped out, and they began staring us down.
>I tell you, I was never so scared in my Life. It was scarier than finding yourself in a dark alley with Count Chocula and Franken Berry. Corn Pop was so scared that he dropped a load of Cocoa Puffs in his pants. I was about to whip out my cell phone and call for military backup since I had Captain Crunch and General Mills on speed-dial, but at that moment I said to myself, 'I'm a Biden, man, and I'm not going to be intimidated and bullied.' So I grabbed a drum from Nathan Phillips and walked over and beat it in Nick's face while chanting the war cry of Elizabeth Warren's tribe.
>Man, that was something! I look back on that night and thank my Lucky Charms that I'm alive today to tell you about it. No joke! Cerealously, that's the truth, on my name as a Biden."
Wyatt Ortiz
Case in point, literally everyone who ever got canceled after some spergs dug up their old twitter posts.
Connor Cruz
>i need to backdoor all online security to keep my country secure nigga wut
Explain to me what this is like I'm a 7 year old, I looked it up and didn't get much
Eli Nguyen
Let me give the following theoretical example between a cop and a father where the father has been accused of sexually abusing his daughter when he in reality is innocent but ends up incriminating himself despite it.
Police: Did you touch your daughter's genitals?
Dad: No.
Police: Do you give your daughter baths?
Dad: Yes
Police: Do you wash your daughter's private parts?
Dad: Yes.
Police: So you do touch your daughter's genitals?
Dad: Um.. No. It's not what it looks like.
Jose Reed
Ok. Gimme your usernames and passwords for all your socials then. I'll post whatever I find interesting on here.
The government wants to ban any encryption that doesn't have a government backdoor. Freaky stuff. If you really want to make a change, write to or call your senator and tell them to oppose the EARN it act.
Connor Carter
The scariest part about this bait is that somewhere out there some cocksucker who is in a position of authority actually believes this.
Easton Scott
Not true. No human knows all the laws, so therefore there is no way to know whether you are in violation or not.
