Drag the bar to the end of the song on itunes before i switch so i get the play count

>have a floor bed with pc set up, separate from normal bed
>pee in a pitcher, dump into a jug
>have tank of water on shelf next to me w/ silicone hose & spigot
>can literally live here for days on end

Just did it when I was a child, me and my brother. I can't remember why. But fuck, shits happens and more that one time we trow out all the pee in to the room floor, mom and dad beat us every single time.

have sex with my wife?

long shot but there is hope...

I agree, but piss bottles are still nasty. I just go in the bushes lmfao.

at home or at a place i know, i sit. public i stand.

my gramps always gave me shit for standing while peeing. said if i pee standing might as well bring a fucking mop since its splashing on his clean floor. pee sitting down since that day.

>read

>at home
>gotta piss
>go in bathroom
>unzip pants
>flush toilet
>try to finish before toilet completes flush

I can't even stop

Meh they're not bad if you dump them out every day & keep the lids open when they're empty. It's when you leave piss in them or leave them closed that they get bad.

I run water over the toothpaste on my toothbrush before brushing my teeth

It's the Yas Forumstard way user.
>put deodorant between my legs
This is mandatory if you're a fatso like me.
Nah, you're just a faggot.

As for me:
>love putting fingers in and smelling my crotch
>same with my belly button and between my ears
>smell my upper lip making a retarded duck face
>I love cleaning all the food stuck in my teeth cavities after eating
>I bleed but have come to like the taste of the blood
>scrape the tatar and plaque build up from my teeth
>clean the puss and crust from my eyes multiple times a day
>love getting something to drag in between my lower eyelid and eye
>love just grinding something into my right tear duct
>clean my ears with my earbud wire
>like to jack off and leave my cum on me before I go to the store or work so the women and girls can smell it

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