Drag the bar to the end of the song on itunes before i switch so i get the play count

>>drag the bar to the end of the song on itunes before i switch so i get the play count

>>impulsively save pictures of hot girls and never bother to go back and look through them

>>have youtube account, watch videos constantly, subscribe to nobody

>>squeeze excess piss out of my dick instead of shaking it

This shit is all normal, but the other shit is definitely not.

>drag the bar to the end of the song on itunes before i switch so i get the play count
Nope. I don't even use iTunes.
>jack off without porn, just imagination, 99% of the time
I do this too. I find porn is a little silly tbh.
>fuck my pillow
I've humped that shit, but never to the point of ejaculation.
>bite skin off the inside of my cheeks and eat it
Nope.
>clip toe nails every day, barely any left
Nope, every 1-2 weeks for me.
>squeeze excess piss out of my dick instead of shaking it
No lmfao
>impulsively save pictures of hot girls and never bother to go back and look through them
I'm guilty of this too.
>have youtube account, watch videos constantly, subscribe to nobody
Yeah, I use it a lot for music and making play lists that I later download with youtube-dl
>piss in jugs in my car regularly instead of using public restrooms
No. That's straight disgusting lol.

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>squeeze sebum from my cheeks and rub it between my fingers and smell it... smells like cheese

I like to pretend that when I go pee, that there's a ghost sitting on the toilet and when I burst into the door casually they frantically try to cover up and yell at me to leave because they are using the bathroom. Then I start peeing and they start to freak out that they are getting peed on, only to find out that the pee passes through them instead of on them alerting them to the realization that they had died, are a ghost and I can't see them.

It's basically like the 6th sense, except with more pee.

public restrooms are 100x more disgusting IMO

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Nice

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>Bite off and eat my cuticles impulsively

I pee sitting down whenever I have the chance. I'm quiet about it because I know people think it's weird, but I also think that guys who pee standing up by choice are primitive monkeys:
>It's loud
>Tension in muscles while standing means that you're clenched enough to not let all your piss out
>Man invented seats eons ago, deliberate caveman bullshit.

>have a floor bed with pc set up, separate from normal bed
>pee in a pitcher, dump into a jug
>have tank of water on shelf next to me w/ silicone hose & spigot
>can literally live here for days on end

Just did it when I was a child, me and my brother. I can't remember why. But fuck, shits happens and more that one time we trow out all the pee in to the room floor, mom and dad beat us every single time.

have sex with my wife?

long shot but there is hope...

I agree, but piss bottles are still nasty. I just go in the bushes lmfao.

at home or at a place i know, i sit. public i stand.

my gramps always gave me shit for standing while peeing. said if i pee standing might as well bring a fucking mop since its splashing on his clean floor. pee sitting down since that day.

>read

>at home
>gotta piss
>go in bathroom
>unzip pants
>flush toilet
>try to finish before toilet completes flush

I can't even stop

Meh they're not bad if you dump them out every day & keep the lids open when they're empty. It's when you leave piss in them or leave them closed that they get bad.

I run water over the toothpaste on my toothbrush before brushing my teeth

It's the Yas Forumstard way user.
>put deodorant between my legs
This is mandatory if you're a fatso like me.
Nah, you're just a faggot.

As for me:
>love putting fingers in and smelling my crotch
>same with my belly button and between my ears
>smell my upper lip making a retarded duck face
>I love cleaning all the food stuck in my teeth cavities after eating
>I bleed but have come to like the taste of the blood
>scrape the tatar and plaque build up from my teeth
>clean the puss and crust from my eyes multiple times a day
>love getting something to drag in between my lower eyelid and eye
>love just grinding something into my right tear duct
>clean my ears with my earbud wire
>like to jack off and leave my cum on me before I go to the store or work so the women and girls can smell it

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I have a mirror in my room, every night I turn it over, I don't know, I feel somebody is inside it, you know, seeing me. Since I was young, I have sleep paralysis, I used to told to my brother: please, awake me in 3-5 minuted cause every time I close my eyes I feel I'm dying or stupids sensations that I could never explain. Now, I ask for this favor to my wife, sometimes.

I literally get out of bed, take a bottle, and piss in it. I hide them under my bed and throw them out the next morning.

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I record video of myself doing this
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I pick my nose with tweezers.

I don't have milk

>Things you do that you think no one else does
Want a big tiddie goth gf who loves me and is aggressively loyal and faithful, who hates non-humans (non-whites) and would never associate with those creatures, who loves sucking and worshiping my dick, and who loves when I cum inside her in the hopes that we produce strong, healthy, and happy white children in order to further the human race and combat the jew evil that creeps upon us all day every day in every way

use my indicators when changing lanes or making a turn.

>pick my nose frequently
>pick the skin off my extremely dry lips so they're raw all day
>even use tweezers if there's a hard-to-get piece
>constantly have to clean the corners of my eyes to clear out goop and sand
>put moisturizer only around my mouth
>pull my butt cheeks apart when i sit on the toilet so the poop has a clean exit and there's almost nothing to wipe
>eat frozen chocolate chips
>cum inside my sister-in-law's shampoo, moisturizer bottles

>occasionally piss into used drink bottles instead of walking 5 feet from my desk to the bathroom next to my room
>be formerly bulimic male
>finish college 6 years ago and still frequently think of a girl I hardly interacted with
>wash my sheets and crap and sleep with it balled up on top of my bare mattress for a week instead of making the bed
>be in my mid 20s and have an ongoing fiction in my head involving a war my lego and action figures are involved in

That is weird. What’s an indicator?

>Eating boogers
>rubbing sides of nose and smelling it
>putting perfume on same area, thinking others can smell it
>rub tongue behind both lips and cheeks randomly
>burp without opening my mouth for a few seconds
>rub nails between my teeth, trying to make them flat

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I sleep with just a giant cali king comforter folded in half on a twin mattress. cba to fuck around with blankets, inefficient

>pull my butt cheeks apart when i sit on the toilet
I thought everyone did this? I still have to wipe though.

not wash my hands after I've been on the toilet

>perfume
post em

On cold nights as a child, I’d hunker down in my blanket and pretend I was a lookout at entrance of the secret rebel base on Hoth. All the spaceships and stuff were back in the cave past my feet.

>still do it when I can’t sleep

Dude that's the coolest thing I've read all morning

Every day when I come home from school I tie a 10kg weight to my dick, just behind the head, and stand straight up in my bedroom for as long as I can. Been doing it for over a year now and I definitely think it's given me more dick length.

You’re going to infect your whole family with coronavirus. And hepatitis, you dirty fucker.

>take photos of products, serial numbers, receipts, etc (of things i buy) with my phone and use google photos for the sole purpose of storing them.

makes warranty claims much easier in the future

congrats on the unerectable length of pulled cord that now rests between your legs

found the bmw driver

I pay for extended warranties/protection plans on almost everything I buy. Everyone says it’s a scam but it’s totally worked in my favor.

Disgusting

Agua brava or old spice aftershave

Nice

>smell my upper lip making a retarded duck face
>I love cleaning all the food stuck in my teeth cavities after eating
>I bleed but have come to like the taste of the blood
>scrape the tatar and plaque build up from my teeth
>clean my ears with my earbud wire
I do all these. Just not when people are looking.

>think critically and actually use common fucking sense before I speak or act
Pic not entirely related

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the soles of his feet

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I squat to get all the pee out. Really opens up the pelvic muscles that restrict it.

>floss my teeth with the random strings that hang off my clothes

>goth
You're alone on this one faggot

Not exactly how to describe it..
Do people daydream somewhat frequently, during a slow part of the day? Random day dreaming about myself but also just making up random stories in my head not related to me.

holy shit,way too far

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Depends on the public location for me. If it's work, I'll sit. If it's a public bathroom or at a mall or store or something, I'll stand - if I absolutely have to use the facilities at all. I'd rather go an hour in discomfort than use a public restroom.

I do that so the toothpaste actually spreads instead of just clumping in certain places.

I don't do this, but I can see how someone would, and I like that someone does.

>pick my nose with my finger, then wipe it off with a toilet paper.
>fap in bed nightly with my wife sucking my nipples
> limit my steam purchases to $10 a month or less.

get rid of the mirror retard

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Yes. My mind just thinks up weird stories and how they might play out when I'm bored as hell. With both fictional characters and people i know.

i do this but only with scenarios involving myself

wish I was a kid again just so I can do that shit

permanent spaghetti dick

i used to mold my blanket into a bird nest and pretend i was a baby bird laying in it but that's no where near as cool as playing empire strikes back in bed

some say you can communicate with the dead through mirrors that you can't see a reflection in. there's a word for it but i can't remember it.
some user will help
its something like psychomanteum or actually that's exactly what it is
i have just wasted a small amount of your time because you read all of this