HOW TO KILL NEIGHBORS DOG

Then you don’t apply here because OPs neighbors dog is doing something, so your story is irrelevant. Dummy

killing someones pet because youre too pussy to fuck with the neighbors is some faggot shit. dummy

That’s pretty true honestly

Don’t kill dogs... kill owners

1. Get a piece of meat 3"x3"x1" thich. Cut a pocket into it along the 1" side.

2. Break glass into little shards with sharp and pointy pieces.

3. Stuff into meat pocket.

4. Sew pocket shut.

5. Toss into dog's yard.

There’s always the ground glass in hamburger meat approach. You could also dose it with a hallucinogen using the same method for some interesting results.

Eat the dogs shit, then let it lick inside your mouth to bond with him. Once you're friends with the dog, give him handjobs (with edible lube). Then he will only bark when he wants handjobs, and you'll have total control over the dogs territory.

Shoot it with a crossbow in the dead of night.

Draino salted striploin

yes and no. I mean, obviously the owner is responsible for the dog. but some dogs are just shitheads. and so are some owners. if he truly wanted to get rid of the problem right off the bat, fucking with the dog would be the most logical solution, assuming he doesn't get caught.