HOW TO KILL NEIGHBORS DOG

Evidence lol. Nobody is doing CSI shit for a dog, let alone someone's outside dog.

they have a camera facing my garage. and down the ally way. how do i get close enough to deliver the poison meat?

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this or meat and xylitol...
xylitol is an artificial sweetener found in some candies especially gum... causes low blood sugar so severely it can induce seizures or liver failure.....

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talk to the neighbors? earplugs? no need to kill it

Let the dog ass fuck you until it becomes exhausted and drops dead

You could probably casually put a bullet in its head in broad daylight. As long as you dont hit a person they aren't going to go all Forensic Files on it lol. Cops are lazy and absolutely no county in the world is gonna pay to test a bullet from a dog.

yeah, but if the owners see a bowl sitting in their backyard it will raise suspicion. they would most defiantly point a finger at me due to the fact that their dog makes the most noise and im the one that hears it all. why risk it.

I always keep a bucket of toxic antifreeze out (they're selling non-toxic now, too) so know what you're buying. I live on a farm, and don't need stray dogs or cats on it. antifreeze works wonders for neighbor's "pets" that trespass.

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Gopher bait and hamburger meat

It’s the owners, not the dog.

Don’t kill good boy. If you’re smart enough, make a high frequency canon. You can make it so that it turns on by remote. Aim it at the dog using piezo tweeters in pvc piping. You’ll need around 400w pushing the frequency. Search and you’ll find more info

best answer so far

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It works, you're welcome. Good luck

have you done this act?

Holy shit I have the exact same problem, except it's two fucking dogs and one of those tiny barking rats who sits there on the balcony all the fucking day

Use a shovel and bury it.

take some rat poison and swallow it

gets 'em every time

Do something usefull.

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the dog would die horribly and it would be obvious that it was poisoned

pack a ball of cheese and rat poison together and throw it over there.

daggie-b-gone

You should drink someone yourself. I live on a planet and I don't need stray cunts like you on it.

my biggest problems are cats on my farm, i usually just run them over bc they're domesticated neighbor's cats, some I'll plink away with .22lr, our sheriff told us to go ahead due to corona
I just wish I had an easier way. I livetrap some for my dog

cats can't give you corona, your sheriff is fucking retard and you're a terrible person

drone?

This. Look up xylitol. It's found in Orbit and other brands. 10-15 pieces should put him in a coma.

Antifreeze. Animals find it delicious.

If you noose neck you won't have to hear it. Dogs dont go to heaven.

Get a dog whistle

You won't do anything, you're all talk and all faggot.

don't judge me, I'm a great, fantastic, tremendous person

Be the change you want to see in the world. This is a very healthy outlook.

why wouldn't you want cats on your farm anyway? do cats eat your crops? i fucking doubt it. if anything they're killing pests that do kill your crops

my neighbor did this to my dog and i beat his fucking ass. i hope your neighbors find out and kill your faggot ass

Maybe your dog shouldn’t have been an annoying prick

cats cause billions of dollars to the farm industry per annum, and are a terror to the ecosystem in general. moreover they cause many extinctions per year due to an unchecked growth in population and irresponsible owners who let them roam outdoors and mate in abandon. sadly then it's up to people like me, and shelters to deal with the population boom, where we're labeled "bad" and the owners get a free pass as their cats go on being "outdoor cats" and procreating more and more litters as they go.

Ok trump

Triggered Much?

Exactly! Take fucking responsibility for your pet.

my dog didnt do anything you stupid nigger. neighbor already raised hell with the cops after i caught him trespassing and couldnt stand that i would let my dog roam the backyard afterwards

>they’re a terror to the ecosystem
How? You’re gonna have to provide examples if you want to be taken seriously

Then you don’t apply here because OPs neighbors dog is doing something, so your story is irrelevant. Dummy

killing someones pet because youre too pussy to fuck with the neighbors is some faggot shit. dummy

That’s pretty true honestly

Don’t kill dogs... kill owners

1. Get a piece of meat 3"x3"x1" thich. Cut a pocket into it along the 1" side.

2. Break glass into little shards with sharp and pointy pieces.

3. Stuff into meat pocket.

4. Sew pocket shut.

5. Toss into dog's yard.

There’s always the ground glass in hamburger meat approach. You could also dose it with a hallucinogen using the same method for some interesting results.

Eat the dogs shit, then let it lick inside your mouth to bond with him. Once you're friends with the dog, give him handjobs (with edible lube). Then he will only bark when he wants handjobs, and you'll have total control over the dogs territory.

Shoot it with a crossbow in the dead of night.

Draino salted striploin

yes and no. I mean, obviously the owner is responsible for the dog. but some dogs are just shitheads. and so are some owners. if he truly wanted to get rid of the problem right off the bat, fucking with the dog would be the most logical solution, assuming he doesn't get caught.

Don't be a nigger

You're a piece of shit
Start fucking your ass with random objects
Become a trap
Die of aids

Leave the dog alone

That’s just evil

why are there so many of you deranged cunts on this board. we used to fucking dox people like this now you cunts are all over. nothing but boomers and school shooters as far as the eye can see

motherjones.com/environment/2011/07/cats-tnr-birds-feral/

dw.com/en/your-cat-is-killing-the-earth-but-you-can-prevent-it/a-40003245

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_predation_on_wildlife

1 pet cat's carbon footprint's larger than my family's private jet.