WTF I love socialism now. What are you going to spend your 1000$ on? I might get a firearm

This. At least he's trying to help. It's more than 1k it could be up to 4,500k depending on the circumstances.

IT IS WHEN WE DO IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

If the markets keep plunging, stock. Otherwise, Blackjack.

>It's your job to prove our claims true.
Yeah, you're definitely an Orange_Man_Bad.exe program.
You all do this shit.
No, we couldn't. That's not even realistically sustainable you armageddon-hopeful fucking pothead. We're going to adapt to this just like everything else. By "we," I mean everyone not like you.
Shut the fuck up, you retard.
Free shit at taxpayer expense without objective reason isn't the same thing as relief for an epidemic and THIS ISN'T EVEN HAPPENING, YOU FUCKWIT.

Last week this board was filled with "It's only the flu" fags, this week the reality is settling in, this is spreading fast today alone so far in the US there has been over 1800 new cases and 25 deaths.

By Friday your case numbers can easily exceed 20k and deaths by 500.

All because most Americans are ignorant, they don't check up on things, they don't take precautions, they are too paranoid.

It is going to be glorious 3 months down the line when the numbers in the US are well over 250,000 cases and 15k+ deaths.

And who is to blame, yourselves for not heeding warnings given to you by other countries and health organisations.

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On another note will it be a weekly or monthly thing? If it is weekly it is way more than I am currently earning. Im not gonna quit my job tho.

>im not a dipshit that lives byond there means
you sound like a fucking hillbilly lol

Nice bait I love capitalism now it produces very ignorant people

>government
>pure capitalism
jesus cwih the mental gymnastics.. this is a whole new level.

He said check not cheque, he is obviously American or Canadian, you need to stop acting like a tryhard.