WTF I love socialism now. What are you going to spend your 1000$ on? I might get a firearm

government spending at the beginning of a recession is pure capitalism you are dumb

I think mine last grocery delivery fee was 10$

I'll send it to my family back in Mexico. They need it more than I do right now.

you could still get the really big disease user
just hang your ass out the window and pucker your butthole

No, you should return it, you aren't a socialist.

plz do, I have a long rifle I'd love to take your "gun" with

rent?

lots of people are about to be unemployed

Worked from Reagan and lil bush

Fun fact: If you use your $1,000 to buy a firearm, you can use it to steal OTHER people's $1,000.

LOL, no it isn't.

so pay rent or eat
hmmm

>10$
$10*

mmk retard

if you're a pussy

Only Niggers, White Crackheads, Hoarders and unemployed faggots are excited about 1k. Lmao that isnt shit. Keep dreaming youll ever see that money. Get a fucking job.

Dude, many people are without jobs or will be very soon because of this.

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>capitalism
>private ownership
>federal reserve
>central bank established by govt whose currency is mandated as tender by said govt
kys yourself, disgusting communist

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Then why the fuck aren't they announcing emergency unemployment insurance, which would be more than a thousand bucks a month? This is shit. Shit. Shit.

The concept of a stimulus package isn't new. It's not a monthly allowance, it's a one-time shot in the arm to keep the capitalism flowing smoothly. It will help alleviate money shortages, and create a boost in spending to help cushion the damage to the free market. Its purpose is not for the government to provide for the citizenry in a socialist sense, it's for the government to support the capitalist system.

>central bank established by govt
That's actually false. Despite the name, the Federal Reserve is a private bank and not a branch of the government.

Nice, barely a month of a mortgage payment. Thanks, Mr. President you saved me for just barely a month

Keynesian fascism isn't capitalism, retard. It's closer to whatever the fuck cancerous meme you advocate for.

He's calling posters "communists"
that should have clued you to the sophisticated nature of user's faggotry

>AKTUALLY
That's boomer facebook tier, bruh. The Fed is about as private as your mother's used up chasm of a vagina. It was created by an act of Congress and us sustained solely because of legal tender laws. Get your head out of Trevor Noah's butthole, you basic bitch ass.

>implying im white or a nigger
>implying i dont own a company because im not a lazy piece of shit

your monthly 1k says you or your relative has fought over TP these past 2 days

>saving picture of niggers and whites with cocks out

are you a closeted homosexual fren? you have this quarantine time to confess to your family from your shitty run down basement

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better than whatever boomernaire's butthole you're sniffing

If you sincerely think the Fed is private, you really are more like a cloven animal than a human being in terms of brain power. Just take 10 minutes out of your slovenly existence to read a shitty wikipedia article.

Socialism is okay when President Plump does it.

This is literally the exact type of thing trump supporters would normally bash the hell out of but if he really did this they would suddenly be ok with it now

$1000 of TP to throw a shitty party with.

>I'm not white
>I gleefully support the political right wing philosophy

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>No source.
>Pretending to be a Capitalist-turned-socialist, because you actually still think capitalism is all about money and greed, which is actually what you're all about as you lust after everyone else's wallets.
>Being this autistic.

i mean.. it isn't a normal situation we're in right now

The context -- as usual -- being thrown right into the garbage.
They don't hate the idea of helping people get ahead DURING CATASTROPHIC EVENTS. You don't care about the idea of helping out those in need; you just want free shit at everyone's expense.
Stfu.

user you exercised your superior brain power to elect Trump. You don't exactly get to call other people lower animals.

>government spending at the beginning of a recession is pure capitalism you are dumb
Well, thanks for proving how butt-ass stupid and hypocritical conservatives are.

Real capitalism would say fuck you, you're on your own, you should have saved up more money, maybe you should start a new business foreclosing on homes and do it better than the competition.

>or nigger
>depicts niggers in picture

u must be a female or a retard
regardless
wan sum fuk?

ok bruh. sure I did.

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we will see if it actually happens, moreover who actually gets said monies

So, I quit my job in early Feb. to find something better and now I feel like I'm screwed because of this damn virus. How difficult will it be to find a job from this point forward?

bills

>No source
google it you willfully ignorant ass

Invest until I decide upon something

easy
start practicing your most fancy hand writing and begin to stand in the corner with a sign that reads
>Corona-free blowjobs

BJs from a reputable source will skyrocket and youll be making AT LEAST 40 per blow job.
good luck user

I’ll get 1,000 mchickens from McDonald’s

So, they've resorted to socialism + buying votes. Awesome.

Fucking regards, the federal reserve is not a singular entity, it is most definitely privately owned, but it cannot just by its own money, it must operate as legislation and senate dictates.

factcheck.org/2008/03/federal-reserve-bank-ownership/

SEE HOW FUCKING OLD YOUR PIGS PUT UNDERSTANDING IS? LEARN TO USE THE INTERNET FOR MORE THAN SHITPOSTING AND YANKING YOUR TOOTHPICK

Its not forever dingbat

Also OP are you such a piece a shit you can't own a 1k or less gun? Are people really excited for 1k? sure it might help but its not shit. I'd be excited for 10k. Stay plebs

the picture actually depicts slaves faggot
>I will never touch a woman
>I elected a retard
>I can't speak english
lol non-white trumptard

get 100,000 pennies and diversify my metals portfolio

i wonder how coronavirus causing 15 years of lung damage if you're infected will affect legalized weed. like, next year snoop dogg will have to invent true "corona chronic" style where they can barely breathe while rapping and in their videos, they show what it's like for someone with ARDS who recovered from the virus to try to smoke a blunt and barely be able to inhale it.

pokemon cards

gr8 b8 m8

>I deny sucking trump's cock
>even though I'm doing it right now
we can keep dragging this out

Not his fault you choose to go into so much financial debt. Trying to live like a king on a court jesters pay. Ya fuckin' clown

Protip: socialism doesn't mean government programs or government spending.

Should have found a new job before you quit your old job, fucking retard

no
because Trump didn't propose this
Mitt Romney suggested it and you decided to be a huge faggot and construct what you thought was a clever thread. You got replies jackhole.

AR-15 for sure! Assuming I get any of it after taxes.

You could, I dunno, save it

you'd have to pay about $80 in sales taxes

Trump is probably buying every college age+ guy whatever next gen system they want.

>$1000 for every adult isn't intrinsically socialist

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WHAT"S THAT? YOU'RE A LIBREAL?!

This except those are the people who are most likely to blow it on nonsense like new t.v's and soundsystems.

Certainly not rent/house payments.

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We could be locked down for over a year and a half you fucking faggot. Shut up.

Mine is $6, or 5% if you buy for two weeks plus at a time for two people.

THE IRONY. Sanders wants to help with more than just a check by giving free education and free healthcare to its citizen but orange man gives you checks then socialism is now ok. Just pocket change to shut up the people.
Seriously. Fuck the people of the US.

yeah I guess it would get incredibly messy all at once

Will everyone be getting 1000 bucks or just certain people? If its just unemployed people imma be pissed as Im still employed right now working at an "essential facility"

We are getting the empty shelves of Bernie and the thousand Daa-Raa give away of yang all under trump. why do libs still hate him?

But for the 1k of my money back? Into the stock market it goes because im not a dipshit that lives byond there means.

it should only go to people who lost their jobs due to coronoavirus

it's supposed to be everyone except millionaires(maybe reduced for them), details aren't hammered out yet

Good to know there is at least one educated person here.

" When Time magazine included Keynes among its Most Important People of the Century in 1999, it stated that "his radical idea that governments should spend money they don't have may have saved capitalism."[11] The Economist"

>Fuck the people of the US.
This we screwed up so fucking bad by not propelling Sanders to the top. I want to be wrong about this. Very wrong. That people will vote that fucking dangerous nut out regardless, but there isn't unity. This is fucked.

stupid europoor

i shall make a purchasing of the precarious and elusive aqueous vitae and such will be delivered post haste via automated processes of ole modern and designed machines, the golem will soon find its thirst quenched in the blood of its offering and the alkumn race shall begin its reign of sovereign right upon the dervish mullato race and the principles of the sky.

>government spending at the beginning of a recession is pure capitalism
Roosevelt laughs in Keynesian.

This. At least he's trying to help. It's more than 1k it could be up to 4,500k depending on the circumstances.

IT IS WHEN WE DO IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

If the markets keep plunging, stock. Otherwise, Blackjack.

>It's your job to prove our claims true.
Yeah, you're definitely an Orange_Man_Bad.exe program.
You all do this shit.
No, we couldn't. That's not even realistically sustainable you armageddon-hopeful fucking pothead. We're going to adapt to this just like everything else. By "we," I mean everyone not like you.
Shut the fuck up, you retard.
Free shit at taxpayer expense without objective reason isn't the same thing as relief for an epidemic and THIS ISN'T EVEN HAPPENING, YOU FUCKWIT.

Last week this board was filled with "It's only the flu" fags, this week the reality is settling in, this is spreading fast today alone so far in the US there has been over 1800 new cases and 25 deaths.

By Friday your case numbers can easily exceed 20k and deaths by 500.

All because most Americans are ignorant, they don't check up on things, they don't take precautions, they are too paranoid.

It is going to be glorious 3 months down the line when the numbers in the US are well over 250,000 cases and 15k+ deaths.

And who is to blame, yourselves for not heeding warnings given to you by other countries and health organisations.

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On another note will it be a weekly or monthly thing? If it is weekly it is way more than I am currently earning. Im not gonna quit my job tho.

>im not a dipshit that lives byond there means
you sound like a fucking hillbilly lol

Nice bait I love capitalism now it produces very ignorant people

>government
>pure capitalism
jesus cwih the mental gymnastics.. this is a whole new level.

He said check not cheque, he is obviously American or Canadian, you need to stop acting like a tryhard.

sounds like once, maybe every other month, like i said they're still working on it

>socialism is capitalism when capitalists implements it
>hurrr
>durrrrrrr
>derp

>slaves = not niggers
yeah youre retarded fren wont reply further
Aka niggers. Sand, black, crack, bean , addias niggers all applies

The vaccine might take 18 months to become effective.
>We're going to adapt to this just like everything else.
No you're not neckbeard
You're going to shut the fuck up and not try any fucking shit.

Costco run nigga.

I need some dish tabs, dish soap, laundry detergent, socks, and coffee.

Maybe grab a slice of pizza and a Pepsi.

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People are gonna need the money asap and that would make things way too time consuming.

$1,000 is supposed to cover your work hours being drastically cut for the next year.

Enjoy.

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If that $1K isn't your money from taxes now, it will be your $1.5K of your taxes in the future. This is all debt, right?

Hey moron. When businesses are forced to close they can’t pay their bills to the businesses still open. So the people who have jobs might not get paid either.

using tax dollars to give money to the poor and middle class is literally the redistribution of wealth

trumps plan is socialism to the max my dude

Personally I am a "its a more infectious version of the flu' kinda guy who is not scared of the virus itself but the people's reaction to it. Toilet paper is already impossible to find on store shelves along with cleaning supplies. More recently canned and dried foods have also started evaporating. Ammunition and firearms are selling faster than the wind can blow.

Im worried when the food runs out like really runs out all cause a bunch of Karens are hoarding everything people will riot and begin breaking into houses to steal food and fighting will break out.

why can't capitalism ever succeed?

I'm gonna buy me a bunch of booze and salted nuts

you're a non-white trump humper
which means literally a slave of the white billionaire class
discussion was over a while back bruh

Calling $1000 per adult a "stimulus package" is a stretch.