Post a superpower and the next user has to ruin it

The biggest crime you're willing to commit is bicycle theft.

You must work as a translator for Peta for life.

Stealing tendies and watching M15+ movies as a 12 yr old aint that bad user.

But you're retarded for believing in them to begin with

Only able to commit incest

But you cant cure yourself

The ability to transform yourself into your crush's tampon

but she doesn't remove the tampon when her bf is fucking her