Post a superpower and the next user has to ruin it

You can no longer achieve an erection or ejaculate.

#rekt

but your cock is in a permanent chastity cage

if you're a nigger this is a basic superpower

But you freeze too

You have the power of flight.

Kek

only when drowning

The ability to actually like and believe in Donald Trump.

But you have terrible vertigo

Everybody else gets it too

But every time you land, you MUST take a huge shit.

But youre jewish

Taken literally - you run shrieking like a bitch from any challenge.

The ability to actually sexually satisfy my wife

Be retarded

alll ya'll faggots are underage/also coming from reddit. please if i may ask KYS

Your hands can produce limitless numbers of pickles.

Donald loses the election

You are not the first and you are far from the last

We all did user. Those who didn't gave up coz the queue was too long.

but you have an epileptic fit when you exceed 3 feet off the ground

But you're from reddit as well.

Painfully and excreted very slowly.

Pickles still taste like shit

Theyre all pickle rick

So you have the power to be an old boring fag?

but you're a faggot

After which, your penis turns into a cactus.

You can create copies of yourself

You have massive telekinetic abilities.

but each time a member of your family dies from Covid-19

Everytime you use them, your dick gets 1cm shorter.

Who believe they are the original, and will fight to the death to prove it.

the ability to transform into a 10/10 woman with massive tits

They are immortal but you are not

but you get gang raped by a troop of feral niggers

But all of the copies believe you're an evil mastermind, and you must die for your crimes.

Having full immunity from "post this or your mother dies in her sleep tonight" threads.

Telekinesis

Each one is even more of an insufferable cunt than the previous copy.

Get instaraped by niggers.

None of them are capable of being toilet trained.

Can only use it on cheese

fuck niggers fuck jews fuck you

Each one is slightly better than you and reminds you of this whenever they can.

due to your mother being dead

The ability to defeat absolutely anyone on the planet in a chess match

So your super power is being an autistic retard?

You can cure anything, including covid-19

Only able to post in Shota threads

Everyone else on the planet is dead from covid19

But they're all into it, and decide to move into your house and won't leave.

You can talk to animals

But theyre all retarded

Chess is made illegal under pain of death.

The only way you can cure anything is by having a big black dick cum up your ass

You die if you cure it

They all call you a faggot

All the animals think you’re a fuckhead and refuse to talk to you.

And they call you a faggot too.

But it only last for 10 seconds and youre a really ugly man

So can only use it twice

But you can't go two moves without feeling the uncontrollable urge to flip the table, making everyone believe you're done kind of retard.

You’re allowed to commit a crime and always get away with it, even if you are arrested

But all animals are really racist against people and let you know it.

Are you me?
And you too?

only to discover they are really boring

but every time you win, your bitch tits grow by one cup size

But youre the bottom

The biggest crime you're willing to commit is bicycle theft.

You must work as a translator for Peta for life.

Stealing tendies and watching M15+ movies as a 12 yr old aint that bad user.

But you're retarded for believing in them to begin with

Only able to commit incest

But you cant cure yourself

The ability to transform yourself into your crush's tampon

but she doesn't remove the tampon when her bf is fucking her