If I run out of toilet paper and find out that you are hoarding toilet paper guess where I'm going?

Psssst... you've eaten previously frozen baked goods for years and apparently, you never knew

Do you think I didn't already look there asswipe?
They are out.

You should have ordered it a few days ago ya tard.

>quit hoarding shit you selfish clownshoe
Fuck no. That's what makes it so I may live and you die. Maybe not in this particular case, and certainly not in the case of TP - but as a general evolutionary rule. MY RESOURCES. NOT YOURS. FITE ME.

user, I got a 24 pack a MONTH ago.

Do you go through a 24 pack in 24 days what the fuck is wrong with you bro?

psssst... staples, office section. they get restocked like everyone else but nobody is rushing there to hoard. dont tell anyone else in thread though ok? it's our secret.

Fuck you all.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=K_opsfH010s

Do you lack reading comprehension? I never said mine was gone. I just said Amazon was out. I have the 24 pack and another 6 rolls. 1 roll lasts me a couple weeks.

just get a bidet attachment for your toilet, that way you never need toilet paper again. man kids these days need to learn how to solve problems instead of just crying about it on the internet.