If I run out of toilet paper and find out that you are hoarding toilet paper guess where I'm going?

If I run out of toilet paper and find out that you are hoarding toilet paper guess where I'm going?
YOUR HOUSE.
To steal your toilet paper? No.
I am going to be shitting EVERYWHERE and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it.
Front door? I'm shitting there.
Back door? I'm shitting there.
Car? Yeah I'm shitting there too.
There is no need for you to be buying so much toilet paper that there isn't any for the rest of us. Don't buy what you WANT you will only buy what you NEED.
Don't bother mentioning 'muh guns' because shitting on your doorstep doesn't threaten your life and you WILL go to PRISON FOR LIFE.
I am doing this to level the playing field.
You've been warned

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imagine this is what you're fucking going to chimp out over. toilet paper. you fucking faggot. you don't even know how to clean your own ass? you've never even gone camping and realized squatting leaves your ass relatively clean? you've never wiped with a smooth river stone or a pinecone? you don't even know the secrets behind the three sea shells? what kind of faggot are you?

>Hello police? Yeah, there's a homeless guy smearing shit all over the driveway and himself in my yard. He is screaming TOILET PAPER over and over. Yes, bring a hazmat team and psychological help. you might have to keep him in for quite some time.
At least you'll have toilet paper in the mental ward.

Stop clearing the goddamn shelves of toilet paper!!!

i'm more impressed by the boomers' ability to clean the shelves of bread. holy shit do they love bread. it doesn't even keep that long, why the fuck are they buying it

holy shit, we're ended up for a huge TP awakening when zoomers find their parents' stock of TP. houses will be TP'd non-stop for decades.

You think i'm going to stay around after I shit all over your place? lmao,no, i'm out of there in seconds like a shadow in the night

>guess where I'm going?
Not to the toilet

Your home is my new toilet.

Have fun. The cautious people who saw this coming are quiet about it. The panickers and the profiteers are the ones on social media with pictures of their hoard. I buy TP every 6 months. I'd just gotten my normal 24 pack before all this went down.

Public hanging for hoarders is an excellent idea.

I needed a loaf. ONE. There was one left and it happened to be what I like. Score!

If you run out of toilet paper use a fucking cloth or wash your asshole retarded fucking burger landwhale retards

Adults were prepared. Idiots will be bending over in the shower.

But according to the morons you'd be considered a hoarder. Non-stupid people keep a running stock of non-perishable / long expiration date necessities so they can buy it on sale rather than have to pay full price when running out. The people with the ability to plan are the first people the sheeple are told to attack.

Of course... they were so focused on free college, they now will have to do the walk of shame to the other room to wipe with paper from junk mail.

Come on over. You can shit and piss on me and I will give you a couple rolls. Fair enough?

>You've been warned
You WERE warned. Why the fuck didn't you just go get TP when you were told to? No, instead you sat on your fat ass and laughed at those who went out and got TP. Now you're mad because you're retarded.
You are literally mad because you're retarded.

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Bread actually freezes pretty well. Think frozen bagels etc.

I always say "stupid should hurt". Now, stupid means a crusty butt.

if you have a freezer, then it can last months upon months.

>hurr durr Only adults buy 20 years worth of toilet paper
I hope your new car isn't white.

If they can find your body.

I buy TP about every 6 months. I'd just bought a 24 pack. Take your rage out on facebook.

Where I'm going, I don't need toilet paper.

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don't worry OP, these people will end up making nooses out of their endless supply of TP

lol just take a shower if you run out?
We aren't guna run outta water are we?
ARE WE?

I find it hilarious that boomers are behind all of this hoarding. What a shitty generation of people.

>Yeah, there's a homeless guy smearing shit all over the driveway and himself in my yard. He is screaming TOILET PAPER over and over.

Ok, this is actually pretty funny.

>boomers
You can't even define what a boomer is.

It's not an age thing, it's an IQ thing.

I saw some late zoomers/early millennials at the store today. They were actually shocked that there was no toilet paper. They just stood there like they were expecting a crack team of stock boys to race out and replenish the shelves.

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Godspeed op

what's a zoomer?

>t. Indian.

Is that what you have to say about old people? I mean I respect your position but I hope you get raped!

Generation Z

Platz d. Republik 1, 11011 Berlin, Germany, just try it there.

who the fuck is this faggot? no seriously, I'm not murrican, I don't know who is this THING.

uhhh, you realize that shit gets replenished everyday at most stores.

Or think outside the box. Use newpapers or something. it's not like toilet paper is the only physically possible way to wipe your ass

quit hoarding shit you selfish clownshoe

Eh like 20?

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How about you just order your toilet paper on Amazon like everyone who isn't retarded already does?

You're old and selfish

suck my wang

Amazon is out of toilet paper

imagine eating thawed out bread and telling yourself it keeps well

Psssst... you've eaten previously frozen baked goods for years and apparently, you never knew

Do you think I didn't already look there asswipe?
They are out.

You should have ordered it a few days ago ya tard.

>quit hoarding shit you selfish clownshoe
Fuck no. That's what makes it so I may live and you die. Maybe not in this particular case, and certainly not in the case of TP - but as a general evolutionary rule. MY RESOURCES. NOT YOURS. FITE ME.

user, I got a 24 pack a MONTH ago.

Do you go through a 24 pack in 24 days what the fuck is wrong with you bro?

psssst... staples, office section. they get restocked like everyone else but nobody is rushing there to hoard. dont tell anyone else in thread though ok? it's our secret.

Fuck you all.

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Do you lack reading comprehension? I never said mine was gone. I just said Amazon was out. I have the 24 pack and another 6 rolls. 1 roll lasts me a couple weeks.

just get a bidet attachment for your toilet, that way you never need toilet paper again. man kids these days need to learn how to solve problems instead of just crying about it on the internet.

Well you're just a shitty human who doesn't belong in society. We are humans, not fucking animals.

Suck on a tailpipe

>yOU shOuLd hAVe kNOwN tHe LoTTerY NuMbErs fRoM LaST niGHt!

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there was plenty of warning the situation was starting to get serious even before the who declared a pandemic. you weren't paying attention and you thought the toilet paper would always be there. maybe next time when you're a bit older and wiser you will order it on amazon right away instead of waiting until all the boomers and preppers clear out amazon and every store.

Convert to islam, toilet paper will not be a problem.

yeah extremely hard to shoot someone on my private property and plant a knife in their hand. kek

Hell, I'll gladly share with my family, friends and neighbors. But entitled shits who think I should just leave perfectly good resources on a shelf when the people I love might need them? Fuck strangers, they should've gotten off their lazy asses and got there before me.