If I run out of toilet paper and find out that you are hoarding toilet paper guess where I'm going?
YOUR HOUSE.
To steal your toilet paper? No.
I am going to be shitting EVERYWHERE and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it.
Front door? I'm shitting there.
Back door? I'm shitting there.
Car? Yeah I'm shitting there too.
There is no need for you to be buying so much toilet paper that there isn't any for the rest of us. Don't buy what you WANT you will only buy what you NEED.
Don't bother mentioning 'muh guns' because shitting on your doorstep doesn't threaten your life and you WILL go to PRISON FOR LIFE.
I am doing this to level the playing field.
You've been warned
If I run out of toilet paper and find out that you are hoarding toilet paper guess where I'm going?
Eli White
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William Jenkins
imagine this is what you're fucking going to chimp out over. toilet paper. you fucking faggot. you don't even know how to clean your own ass? you've never even gone camping and realized squatting leaves your ass relatively clean? you've never wiped with a smooth river stone or a pinecone? you don't even know the secrets behind the three sea shells? what kind of faggot are you?
Adrian Watson
>Hello police? Yeah, there's a homeless guy smearing shit all over the driveway and himself in my yard. He is screaming TOILET PAPER over and over. Yes, bring a hazmat team and psychological help. you might have to keep him in for quite some time.
At least you'll have toilet paper in the mental ward.
Jacob Ramirez
Stop clearing the goddamn shelves of toilet paper!!!
Leo Edwards
i'm more impressed by the boomers' ability to clean the shelves of bread. holy shit do they love bread. it doesn't even keep that long, why the fuck are they buying it
John Bennett
holy shit, we're ended up for a huge TP awakening when zoomers find their parents' stock of TP. houses will be TP'd non-stop for decades.
Lucas Hughes
You think i'm going to stay around after I shit all over your place? lmao,no, i'm out of there in seconds like a shadow in the night
Gavin Hall
>guess where I'm going?
Not to the toilet
Kayden White
Your home is my new toilet.
Kevin Phillips
Have fun. The cautious people who saw this coming are quiet about it. The panickers and the profiteers are the ones on social media with pictures of their hoard. I buy TP every 6 months. I'd just gotten my normal 24 pack before all this went down.
Public hanging for hoarders is an excellent idea.