Help me out

Help me out
I want to elude the quarantine to play tekken with some friends. I live in sardegna where the virus hasn't spread but due to the new laws valid in the whole county, if I get out and get caught they would report me and I'd be regarded as a criminal offender. It won't hurt anybody and I believe that, considering where I live, the penalty of "responsible for plague spreading" is excessive and unfair.
The only reasons I'm allowed to go out regard health and commodity. If I'm going to the hospital cops would ask for a proof but if I'm going to the supermarket I can give a pre-compiled justification with which I'm good to go unless it is evident I'm not going there ( e.g I'm miles away from my home).
My firend's house is 3.8 km (2.3 miles) away from mine, there's a bus connection which would be the fastest way to get there. I can justify easily my leaving if I'm around my house but not sure what would be the best move if I'm caught in my friend's neighbourhood. What can I do?

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Coglione non scassare il cazzo te e Tekken. Stai a casa fatti 2 raspe e non rompere il cazzo.

You’re gonna risk a criminal charge to play Tekken with the bois? Why don’t you play any online game?

It's not the same thing
Plus I'm going crazy being isolated, I need human interaction

di dove sei? io del cagliaritano e ti capisco. Non ci sono supermercati vicino a casa del tuo amico?

anche farmacie, o altro

How can you catch a bus if everything is shut down?
Larp harder faggot.

Di cagliari
Si, ci sono supermercati vicino a casa del mio amico ma ho paura che che gli sbirri vedendo dove abito si fraghino che non sto facendo la spesa perchè non sono vicino a casa.
Ho letto di gente che è stata denunciata per questo motivo

Nope, bus are functioning normally.People need to go to work anyway

>larp
I'm in the same situation. It's true, only supermarkets and pharmcies go stay open. But people can go to work, so public transports are working