I'm looking for an easy, preferably painless suicide method

Use the chemical reaction of Nitrocellulose with heat to propel a copper and lead conical body out of a tube and into your brain.

I tried opiumiod suicide. Fucking lived.
Now i don't have anything good to kms on.

At least post some nudes before you go. Do consider though, being someone's meathole would provide enough purpose to continue living.

Exercise sucks and people are shit. Try again.

Fucking hard to get a gun in Australia

there's your problem. Exercise MORE and interact with MORE people. Fucking idiots dude I swear it always boils down to these 2 things.

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If I were to kill myself I would be glad to give pleasure to few men who really need it.

user you should do this

Dibs on the corpse

If you're going to kill yourself then drop your nudes before you go.

I mean there is always hanging.

everything sucks. Just endure some shitty stuff like a job and when you are alone you get to appreciate your own time.