Can someone please explain the U shaped toilet seat? I hate them

why the fuck would you wipe standing up you fucking bagel eating bitch?

Only fags wipe standing up, you autist. The rest of us have tighter assholes.

only a child would wipe standing up. Do you drop your pants to your ankles and lift your shirt up to your chest when pissing? Sounds like it.

found the mouth breathers.

i think you are playing a trick you stupid fellows
good night

Quads wasted on a literal stand-up wiper

So the lid don't hit you in the head as you barf

imagine thinking quads are wrong
ISHYGDDT

I always place my palms on the seat and lift myself + clench and lift my pelvis to shoot my feces from as deep in my colon as possible. You’ve got to achieve the proper angle.

I can smell the shit on you still lingering on ya. Learn to fucking clean yourself