Can someone please explain the U shaped toilet seat? I hate them

Can someone please explain the U shaped toilet seat? I hate them.

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so you can wipe

this, it's for degenerates who wipe sitting down

The plastic that would have been in that spot can now go to something else and save the manufacturing company money

balls

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Correction: So very fat people can wipe.
Extremely fat people can't reach around the back like normal humans and has to reach in between their leg to wipe.

this way you don't get stuck under the toilet seat if you surprise-boner

Because females wipe their vagina there.

It's so you dont drip piss on the sat if you piss standing up/have a weak bladder you dumb monkeys. Especially in intersex public bathrooms.

Her chin can rest there.

you wipe standing up?

All real men do. I bet you're the kind of guy that sits down when you take a shit.

it stops people using it as a head trap when ass raping

Me too. What in the actual fuck it's purpose?

I shit into my hand and 3-point it into the toilet from the other side of the bathroom.

it's too prevent suction...so overweight people don't get stuck

Who the fuck doesnt sit down when they take a dump you fuckin mongoloid. I bet you're the reason you see pics on here of toilets covered absolutely covered in rocket shits. Fucking nigger

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thats where the piss dribble goes. duh.

I usually lay my phone there so it doesn't have to touch the dirty toilet seat. It's perfect for browsing Yas Forums.

same reason you lift the toilet seat up when you piss while standing. so you dont hit the rim of the seat. this way you dont need to lift you can just pee and dribble your pee in that area.

It's cuz niggas used to steal the toilet seats in public restrooms. this fucked up u seat was meant to deter stealing cuz no home toilet has this stupid u shape.

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to magnetize the shit

Its so midgets don't get their dick crushed if the toilet seat falls while they're standing there taking a leak.

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wtf you wipe from front ? autist

i often touch this place with my dick but not sure if its related

pffft

But you don't wipe from the front you lift your ass up?

Why are American toilets so shallow, so filled with water, have such pathetic flushes and do not have a system so that they don't overflow???

>hurrdurr its so fat ppl can wipe from teh fronttt
It's so your cock and balls don't touch the seat where other cock and balls have touched.
I understand where the complaint comes from, though. Most of you would be desperate to share in strangers' ball-sweat. Literally no other reason you'd be complaining about it.

Had a drunken conversation with some lads about wiping sitting and standing and ones girlfriend openly mentioned that she shat like 6
>pic related

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0 master race reporting in

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Some American toilets are like a vacuum suction to hell. I would be scared to flush sitting down

Women wipe their pussies from the front. Have sexy time incel

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>Have sexy time incel

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The break in the middle is to set your sandwich down while you piss over it. The porcelain keeps it nice and cool so when your done it will be fresh and ready to enjoy. Warm sandwiches are disgusting. Everyone knows this.

that is not normal? never saw another person shit in a bathroom before i thought everyone stands

Well there is no reason to ever flush sitting down anyway, by the time your flushing your done. Do'n't want toilet water splashing your cock anyway.

Correct answer. It's for fatasses.

People usually sit. That way your cheeks are still spread and you can properly wipe without mushing your shit between your asscheeks.

If you're fat enough it doesn't matter, but normal people wipe sitting down.

Anyone who's ever shat in a bar or train station bathroom knows that nobody shits like number 1. There is simply too much damage.

I suppose if you're a massive faggot your shit probably slides out without touches the edges. Therefore when your firm cheeks come together when you stand up, no mess is made. Makes sense.

Im one of those fags that always makes a seat cover out of TP in a public restroom.

ass will spread if you stand and bend a little over try it if you can

Still 100% more manly than squatting over the bowl and shitting out your drunken nandos all over your own heels.

Seems like you're presenting yourself

gayest thing I've ever heard and i just came from/to a trap thread

no, normal people do not wipe sitting down you fucking degenerate.

Shit sitting down, wipe standing up.

anything else is for fucking retards

why the fuck would you wipe standing up you fucking bagel eating bitch?

Only fags wipe standing up, you autist. The rest of us have tighter assholes.

only a child would wipe standing up. Do you drop your pants to your ankles and lift your shirt up to your chest when pissing? Sounds like it.

found the mouth breathers.

i think you are playing a trick you stupid fellows
good night

Quads wasted on a literal stand-up wiper

So the lid don't hit you in the head as you barf

imagine thinking quads are wrong
ISHYGDDT

I always place my palms on the seat and lift myself + clench and lift my pelvis to shoot my feces from as deep in my colon as possible. You’ve got to achieve the proper angle.

I can smell the shit on you still lingering on ya. Learn to fucking clean yourself

seat like that doesnt fix anything and youre an autistic virgin here not me

niggers tongue your anus, and this man don't wipe properly.