Can someone please explain the U shaped toilet seat? I hate them

you wipe standing up?

All real men do. I bet you're the kind of guy that sits down when you take a shit.

it stops people using it as a head trap when ass raping

Me too. What in the actual fuck it's purpose?

I shit into my hand and 3-point it into the toilet from the other side of the bathroom.

it's too prevent suction...so overweight people don't get stuck

Who the fuck doesnt sit down when they take a dump you fuckin mongoloid. I bet you're the reason you see pics on here of toilets covered absolutely covered in rocket shits. Fucking nigger

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thats where the piss dribble goes. duh.

I usually lay my phone there so it doesn't have to touch the dirty toilet seat. It's perfect for browsing Yas Forums.