SEXUAL SECRETS THREAD

For about 3 years I have had the same weekly schedule.

Sunday night, fuck my wife, and hours later go get a bj from my married house keeper at her house.

Thursdays get a bj from the house keeper at my house before the kids get home from school, and later that night go visit my second side chick at her house and always end up finishing in her ass while simultaneously fisting her pussy.

And since I still end up jerking it at least once a day, all of those actions all take at least an hour each. At this point orgasms are boring and its a combination of jerking out of boredom and fucking/getting sucked because "I can't be the guy who turns down free sex".

I know I should cut back on the masturbation AND the extracurricular sex to fix my apathy to orgasms, but how the hell do I turn down free sex?

go, user.

>con't
>I'm not super excited to see some rando jerking it but ok
>I'm still humping away, horny but numb as shit from the booze
>I look up right as he's shoving his dick in her mouth
>she was kind of quietly moaning so her mouth was open
>it goes right in
>she kind of coughs but doesn't do or say anything
>he humps away for a couple of minutes or so
>as he starts moaning/cumming he pulls out and shoots his cum on her face and a little bit on me
>I'm too drunk to care but I do notice he has the tiniest dick I've seen
>seriously like 2-3"
>nowonderhecouldangrilyfacefuckherwithoutmakingherchoke.exe
>despite his baby dick I remember we were both coverd in cum
>he leaves
>I don't think she liked this, so she says fuck it and we sneak into her apartment
>she is shitfaced, still is pretty much nude with cum all over her face and tits
>I don't care or even really notice, I just want to finish the job
>She cries for a minute because I havent cum yet
>(In bad english) "I'm to ugly to get you off" "I don't feel good enough to make you cum" blah blah drunk girl shit
>she gets her laptop and starts looking up porn
>It's that terrible, high budget low core shit that women like
>keeps asking me "if I would do X from this would you cum? If I looked like Y would you cum?"
>starting to sober up now
>she still has visible wet jizz on her
>whatever hit me was small enough to have dried
>realized how fucked this whole thing is
>do my best to cum quick
>she wants it in her but I pull out and shoot all over her sheets
>she wants to cuddle
>do my best to avoid the jizz wet spot while she talks about meeting up again in spanish
>as soon as I was sure she was asleep I took off as fast as I could
>literally finished getting dressed on the sidewalk and ran home half drunk
>avoided that bar for a few months
>never saw her again

I lost my virginity to a hooker. I think that’s typical for autists though.

I only use /b when shitting

I've got a thing for black hookers taking dumps on me while I jerk off.
I built a porta-potty toilet thing with a toilet seat and place underneath for my head. They sit and poke me with their feet as I jerk off like a sick pervert while they shit.
I've been doing this about ten years now and it's the only way I can get off anymore. There's a fairly slummy city nearby so I get a good share of street whores and of course over time I've built up an address book of them for hookups so im not prowling the streets and getting busted.
The best part is when I'll pay some of them to find me "regular" girls like friends or neighbors of theirs looking to make a few bucks.

How old is she?

>Finishing law school in just a couple of months.
>Fools sniffing around me all the time.
>Drowning in thirsty boys.
>Got hit on by a local medium time rapper.
>Shoot him down. Hard.
>He loses his shit and gets restrained by his own security.

The only thing I'm into is petite, white fembois.

This is your fault Yas Forums.

>late 20s male
>abdl/diaperfag
>sitting here sucking on a paci wearing just a tshirt and triple diapers cuddling a stuffed animal

I'm not really a fan of black girls, other than that, you're a man after my own heart