SEXUAL SECRETS THREAD

Somewhat related, my friend and her boyfriend were high as fuck watching a movie with my date and I. My date felt sick and left so eventually my friend and her boyfriend start making out and fucking and eventually I say fuck it and join in and stick my dick in her mouth.

Nigga u gay

Meh, I like trannies now as well as girls so bi I guess

Been talking a lot to a friend on discord, she suckered me into developing a binbag/trashplay kink

Another one? I'm back. Showering noe cuz I just fucked a dog. Gotta get all that fur and hot dog stank off me. Thankfully my phone is water resistant. Great technology I almost fucked like 3 phones in water but luckily never actually destroyed one. Dropped one right in a creek once. It landed leaning upright with the ports half an inch out of the water. So convenient to clean my phone now, just soap and water.

I got my first blowjob from my male cousin when I was 12

I don't know if you're a man, so I cant say whether gay or not

Me and my gf started making porn

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e39b993c1f97

In my case the dude didn't ask or give her any heads up. We were fucking standing up and she was pinned against the metal window well thing and was at just about the right height for him to come force it in. She clearly wasn't that into it but just kind of let him do whatever. I was pretty fucking shocked because me and the chick (don't even think I ever caught her name) were halfway hidden in the window well, but this dude took his pants clean off and started face fucking this chick he'd never met in the middle of a fairly large apt. complex. I guess he thought it was dark enough but people had to have seen him and maybe me and her. I was so shitfaced that I didn't really care enough to say anything

Years ago I had my future wife and future sister in law fight over who could give the best BJ , when we got back to the flat after a night out they took a countless amount of turn trying to get me to blow my load.
Obviously the sister won.
Easy, Best day of my life.

What's your goal?

My ex would get blackout drunk and pass out pretty often and when she did I would use her holes any way I wanted to. She never remembered anything

Was she mad after or did she say anything? With me my friend teased me the next morning and asked how the blowjob was before telling me it wasn't going to be a regular thing. We ended up fucking/suck a handful of times years later. She was super into it when it happened though, giving me this drunken but pleased smile and going with whatever. Her boyfriend didn't give a shit either since her and I were good friends too.

Her nipples are longer than your dick. Also, why is it shaped like a cheap hockey stick?

>truly embarrassing shit man

To not ejaculate for 47 days

my mom is becoming more of a slut as she ages.
She now has I think 4 different guys she hangs out with going on trips and shit.
All of them are younger than her and it gets me kinda aroused, not gonna lie

She didnt seem real happy about it but it's hard to complain when there's a dick in your mouth and you barely speak English

Keep this bumped and I'll write up a quick thing with a few more details

I've sucked approximately 150 cocks in the last 10yrs.

Does it at a point get easier? Like it's not something your body will do automatically anymore? Still don't know how you sleep.

Boyfriend thinks i'm super innocent. Has no idea about the things I like or the fact that I spend all day looking at degenerate shit on Yas Forums while he's at work.
Tried to hint that I want to do kinkier stuff with him, he said he's not 'into' that kind of stuff.
I pretend to be satisfied with what we do cause I don't want to upset him and I love him. Now I just masturbate a lot.

bro, this is just sad. be upfront and direct. you either win or you can forget about jerking off with a nasty ugg boot.

You a dude or a goat?

What kinky stuff do you like?

This will end well.

my mom was a whore who blew teenagers for money

Now and then I jack off to a pic of my 67 years old mom's ass in panties, usually while listening to D12's Shit on You for extra horniness.

rough, forced, abuse, ddlg, name calling, facefucking/deepthroat, to name a few.

> be with gf for 13 years
> two kids, gf prego
> I have a side fucking worshipping my cock once a week and giving me blowjobs
> I fucked one of her friend during a party at home
> I have a new side fuck that I bang once a week
> I got a bj from a random slut I didn't know
> made out with quite a few chicks during party

Well, looks like I'm an asshole...

I posted a video an ex sent me on a porn site and I got on and check the views every now and then

>be college me
>at shitty bar just before closing
>getting last round
>end up next to this lighter skinned hispanic chick
>barely speaks english
>it's super loud so i don't hear where she's from or her name
>she's pretty ugg
>9/10 body
>fucking perfect everything but her face and how she talks
>very shy, but accepts the drink I buy her
>talk until bar closes and offer to walk her home
>get to her apartment but she doesn't want to go in
>apparently it's some kind of foreign exchange housing and they aren't alowed to have people over
>start making out with her behind some bushes
>shit gets heavy, We find a window well to a basement apartment to hide in
>she sucks me for a bit
>pull her top down and her skirt up
>lick her for a bit then get to fucking
>she is super awkward and clearly very inexperienced
>was expecting her to tell me to use a condom but she didn't and we were both drunker than 10 indians so I say fuck it
>she's half bent over and i'm railing her from behind
>keeps saying "be careful, am little down there!" in really shitty english
>pretty much ignore it even though she is tight as shit
>I'm drunk enough I can't feel much so we fuck in this window well for a while
>see some dude walk by and see us
>walks by again
>he kinda hides in some trees and i can see him take his pants off and start jacking it
>I'm almost at blackout stage at this point so I'm not paying attention and don't really care
>look up after a few minutes and he is pantsless like 3 feet in front of us
>agressively jerking away
>she doesn't say anything but gives me a "do you know this guy or are you going to say something?" look
>nope.gif

>con't

Much more exhilarating when they passed out and dont know. The adrenaline is too strong

tempting but might just make me want it more.

Not proud of it, but it was a good time. When I was living in an apartment with some friends during college the guy I shared a bathroom with was a huge party guy and so was every girl he ever fucked. No relationship lasted very long but one girl was very petite and cute, but an extreme light weight. One night we are hanging out before they are going out and she's already drunk, wearing this tight burgundy dress and not caring that shes flashing everyone who sits across from her, anyway they leave and dont come back until 4am. Like I said before we share bathrooms and live in a college town apartment, the walls are thin.. They come in loud as shit and he's pissed and like drags her into the bathroom where I hear him berating her for how drunk she is, the mess shes made, etc.. well hes drunk as fuck too so he thinks its a good idea to wash her off in our bath tub. So he undresses her, this bitch wasn't wearing anything underneath obviously and uses the shower head to wash her off. Shes crying the whole time but I guess passes out and about 10 minutes later I hear him go into his room and lock the door. Well I gotta go to the bathroom right? I go in and the shower curtain is closed and I pee, just cause I really needed to go but then I peek inside. This 9/10 girl is passed out completely nude in my bathtub, so what does my 19 year old self do? Touch her. Once I was doing that there was no stopping, quickly ran to my room and got a few condoms. Came back and began touching her again, making sure she wouldnt wake up. She weighed like 100 pounds so I carefully got her out of the tub and onto the floor onto a towel. I began by eating her out, fingering her and playing with her ass. I was rock hard so I started fucking her, didnt make a sound and ended up cumming into 3 condoms. Spent about 45 minutes with her and then got her back into the tub and made it seem like nothing happened. I went back to my room and couldnt sleep at all, no one ever found out.

Years ago before I married my wife, we were at a small house party, maybe 10 people. There was a couple that wanted to have a threesome with her, so I helped convince her, and so the 3 of them gave everyone a show.

everytime i make my flat mate a drink i drip all my sissy cummies into it in hopes it will somehow make him want to rape my ass and fill it with cum..

That's kinda hot

If you need an consistent outlet, love to help

fucked my wifes step sister back when we were dating for a whole summer, best pussy I have ever had

My wife is the same, thinks I'm super innocent. When we first hooked up it was only her second time fucking outside of a long term thing. She doesn't know that my ex had a lot of daddy issues and liked to watch me fool around with or fuck girls that she thought weren't as attractive as her. She lived abroad so I would skype me with women to her while she fingered herself and watched (and usually cried while doing it i guess. Idk, the screen was off so whatever skank I was messing around with wouldn't know).

Anyway my ex watched me and my wife fuck for the first time and my wife has no clue. I fucked girls I didn't even find attractive because I loved my ex and the attention so much. All raw too (that was part of the deal I guess). The worst was this local DJ who was skinny as shit with 3 kids and the saggiest tits I've ever seen. She made a point on telling me how much she got off on watching that one.

Besides all that my wife doesn't know that I had sex with at least 50-60 people before I met her. Some of them I knew but some were just rangey bar whores I took home for the night (or fucked in the bar bathroom). I hate condoms so probably 80-90% were bareback.

Not real proud of it now, but it was fun while it lasted and I came out clean so it is what it is

>I do miss knowing that someone is watching/crying while I fuck random skeezes for their pleasure

I actually have no desire to "out her" but it's still something I've never told anyone in real life.
Early 2000s, 9th/10th grade soccer team, we had a "team mom" with a son on the team (i was friends with him but not close friends) that helped out with practices and coordinating other shit, also very involved with PTA in general as far as I know.
She would give me a lift home often after practices, at least early in the season when we had early morning weekend practices (before the school year started) and I ended up losing my virginity to her in the back seat of her van in a target parking lot.
We fucked several more times over those two years, in her van, at her house, once at my parents house. And while she always denied it, I'm reasonably certain she fucked at least one other teenager around the same time period.

Not that wild since you likely read tons of "lol i fucked my friends mom" things, but the bigger deal is she is now a congresswoman.
No interest in blackmail btw or ruining her life and I don't live in the same state anymore.

For about 3 years I have had the same weekly schedule.

Sunday night, fuck my wife, and hours later go get a bj from my married house keeper at her house.

Thursdays get a bj from the house keeper at my house before the kids get home from school, and later that night go visit my second side chick at her house and always end up finishing in her ass while simultaneously fisting her pussy.

And since I still end up jerking it at least once a day, all of those actions all take at least an hour each. At this point orgasms are boring and its a combination of jerking out of boredom and fucking/getting sucked because "I can't be the guy who turns down free sex".

I know I should cut back on the masturbation AND the extracurricular sex to fix my apathy to orgasms, but how the hell do I turn down free sex?

go, user.

>con't
>I'm not super excited to see some rando jerking it but ok
>I'm still humping away, horny but numb as shit from the booze
>I look up right as he's shoving his dick in her mouth
>she was kind of quietly moaning so her mouth was open
>it goes right in
>she kind of coughs but doesn't do or say anything
>he humps away for a couple of minutes or so
>as he starts moaning/cumming he pulls out and shoots his cum on her face and a little bit on me
>I'm too drunk to care but I do notice he has the tiniest dick I've seen
>seriously like 2-3"
>nowonderhecouldangrilyfacefuckherwithoutmakingherchoke.exe
>despite his baby dick I remember we were both coverd in cum
>he leaves
>I don't think she liked this, so she says fuck it and we sneak into her apartment
>she is shitfaced, still is pretty much nude with cum all over her face and tits
>I don't care or even really notice, I just want to finish the job
>She cries for a minute because I havent cum yet
>(In bad english) "I'm to ugly to get you off" "I don't feel good enough to make you cum" blah blah drunk girl shit
>she gets her laptop and starts looking up porn
>It's that terrible, high budget low core shit that women like
>keeps asking me "if I would do X from this would you cum? If I looked like Y would you cum?"
>starting to sober up now
>she still has visible wet jizz on her
>whatever hit me was small enough to have dried
>realized how fucked this whole thing is
>do my best to cum quick
>she wants it in her but I pull out and shoot all over her sheets
>she wants to cuddle
>do my best to avoid the jizz wet spot while she talks about meeting up again in spanish
>as soon as I was sure she was asleep I took off as fast as I could
>literally finished getting dressed on the sidewalk and ran home half drunk
>avoided that bar for a few months
>never saw her again

I lost my virginity to a hooker. I think that’s typical for autists though.

I only use /b when shitting

I've got a thing for black hookers taking dumps on me while I jerk off.
I built a porta-potty toilet thing with a toilet seat and place underneath for my head. They sit and poke me with their feet as I jerk off like a sick pervert while they shit.
I've been doing this about ten years now and it's the only way I can get off anymore. There's a fairly slummy city nearby so I get a good share of street whores and of course over time I've built up an address book of them for hookups so im not prowling the streets and getting busted.
The best part is when I'll pay some of them to find me "regular" girls like friends or neighbors of theirs looking to make a few bucks.

How old is she?

>Finishing law school in just a couple of months.
>Fools sniffing around me all the time.
>Drowning in thirsty boys.
>Got hit on by a local medium time rapper.
>Shoot him down. Hard.
>He loses his shit and gets restrained by his own security.

The only thing I'm into is petite, white fembois.

This is your fault Yas Forums.

>late 20s male
>abdl/diaperfag
>sitting here sucking on a paci wearing just a tshirt and triple diapers cuddling a stuffed animal

I'm not really a fan of black girls, other than that, you're a man after my own heart

same, I’m 22 in college and have had a gf of 5 years who I plan to marry and have kids with. but because I’ve gotten so Yas Forums and I’m also now modeling, my ego is through the roof and have now fooled around with girls at clubs. I’ve fucked one of them in my car and then met this girl who looks like my gf and even has other similarities, both are hot so that doesn’t hurt. But this side is fucking with me because she’s so sweet and I actually like her as a person so here I am fucking being sick and fantasizing about fucking them both at the same time. so I’ve been coming to terms with the fact I’m fucking awful

>taking the boot to jerk off.
>Not taking he girl back to your room and pounding her.

Cmon, user.