Try having fishing hooks that are like a spikey hedgehog design and they fold back on the shaft, well these are forced into a pre drilled hole in your balls and then tied to a door handle, you are strapped to a bed and if the door is opened the hooks are pulled and they expand into your bollocks before ripping out your testes from your sack. You get one phone call with only enough time to state the address and request help, no time to say do not open the door and no permission to say it anyway. Your choice is starve to death on the bed or make the call.
You would have to make the call because you already have holes in your balls so they are next to useless now.
You're sitting in a solid steel, throne-like structure.
A device is on your head with a compressor gun above each ear.
Your entire left arm is strapped down, except for the outer joints of your left fingers.
Right hand is free to turn a crank on the side of the left armrest.
This crank elevate 4 very thin cylindrical steel bars right under your finger tips that rise when you turn the crank.
The compressor guns pivot into your ear canals after the tape or video has explained the rules.
When times goes out, enough air is pumped into your ears to burst your eardrums and blow your brains out your eye sockets.
You have 2-5 minutes (doesn't matter, just an idea)
If you succeed the bars will be lifted high enough to release a button that detaches the entire device from you remotely.
Cheeky fucker comes in riding on a tricycle explain some bullshit crazy talk.
-OP
Charles Peterson
Why do you edgy cunts have to make them genitalia and sex related?
Jaxon Stewart
what about the game where you are trapped in a cage with a pc and ur mom is next to you in a soundproof glass room or something shes sleeping, the guy in the mask appears on the pc as a letsplayagame.webm in a random thread he says your job is to respond to this thread or your mother dies in her sleep tonight so what's you gonna do user the clock is ticking
Chase Kelly
respond with a bunch of random characters.
Jackson Watson
Also try having a parasite crawl into your brain which learns how to move your body and think over you very quickly. Then have that thing spend 67000 hours deducing what exactly a human being is, all the time hiding behind your worst perceived possible flaw and demanding to know if you are that flaw or if you will be that flaw again even though you grown up out of it. Have it burn you with cigarettes and red hot metal, slice at your own face with a hunting knife and pretend hang you whilst hanging from the rafters on a flimsy piece of wood at your feet, if the wood breaks you die, if it does not you live, then it stands on the wood. Have it flip a coin heads you live and tails you die.. Then after surviving all that, putting your head in a carrier bag with it taped around the open gas pipe and have you take deep breaths until it is satisfied you are done for the day.
There's more I could go into like threatening to cut off your penis and your reward is 'if you do I will let you be'.
These are some MK techniques, the majority are mind based and do not translate to paper well as my memory is fuzzy.
The worst possible torture is having a baby rapist larger than yourself control your actions and thoughts. This is part of the vetting process. If you make it to snakedom and you happen to be a fire and virgo you will likely get tested this way. I do not know the devils full agenda but it may be that heaven is waiting for souls which have learned, it may simply be that the devil is bored and does it for a passtime, it may also be that countries are plotting against each other, or it may be that we go on to to other bodies with reincarnation and we get a trusted or similar untrusted position based on our performance.
Either way, we are mentally challenged by definition, if the definition is correct. Some people want us to work and I did for a while, whilst the triads were gonna kill me in my head.
So with all that in mind consider your plans carefully and deduce who should be dealing with my remains when I die. If you are just shovelling everything different into the ovens I guess you are free of that burden.
Wake them up when september ends and give them the short highlights.
mentally challenged (comparative more mentally challenged, superlative most mentally challenged) (euphemistic) Having low intelligence. (euphemistic) Having a mental illness.
Well bugger me they do not state:
'Difficulty with ones inner self or individuality'
imagine the game where a homophobe has to choose between getting aids I mean getting fucked in the ass and death there has to be that kind of porn parody somewhere or better he has to crossdress and suck so much cum that he actually gains 1kg or even better he has a device planted inside his colon and the only way to defuse it is to take a huge dildo up his ass also I guess there can be the same device in his throat that he has to click 50 times or something
