You're tied to a chair with two blowguns attached to a device on your head and your fingers tied to a device to the armrest you're sitting on, a tape plays telling you about your sins and how you're supposed to survive. The blowguns pivot down into your ear canals, and the game begins.
If you don't turn the crank on the side of the armrest far enough to break your fingers, your eardrums, brains and eyes will get blown out of your eye sockets by the blowguns.
And a blowgun is an air pressure gun thingy you use to blow sawdust out of the veins on freshly cut wood, and removing dust from computers.
Lucas Anderson
I have a better game.. You're strapped to a chair and you see 2 black males behind and in front of you...
A recording plays telling you that if you dont vomit the key up inside your stomach then they will force their strap on horse cocks into your mouth, butt, nostrils, eyes sockets, and urethra...
Try having fishing hooks that are like a spikey hedgehog design and they fold back on the shaft, well these are forced into a pre drilled hole in your balls and then tied to a door handle, you are strapped to a bed and if the door is opened the hooks are pulled and they expand into your bollocks before ripping out your testes from your sack. You get one phone call with only enough time to state the address and request help, no time to say do not open the door and no permission to say it anyway. Your choice is starve to death on the bed or make the call.
You would have to make the call because you already have holes in your balls so they are next to useless now.
You're sitting in a solid steel, throne-like structure.
A device is on your head with a compressor gun above each ear.
Your entire left arm is strapped down, except for the outer joints of your left fingers.
Right hand is free to turn a crank on the side of the left armrest.
This crank elevate 4 very thin cylindrical steel bars right under your finger tips that rise when you turn the crank.
The compressor guns pivot into your ear canals after the tape or video has explained the rules.
When times goes out, enough air is pumped into your ears to burst your eardrums and blow your brains out your eye sockets.
You have 2-5 minutes (doesn't matter, just an idea)
If you succeed the bars will be lifted high enough to release a button that detaches the entire device from you remotely.
Cheeky fucker comes in riding on a tricycle explain some bullshit crazy talk.
-OP
Charles Peterson
Why do you edgy cunts have to make them genitalia and sex related?
Jaxon Stewart
what about the game where you are trapped in a cage with a pc and ur mom is next to you in a soundproof glass room or something shes sleeping, the guy in the mask appears on the pc as a letsplayagame.webm in a random thread he says your job is to respond to this thread or your mother dies in her sleep tonight so what's you gonna do user the clock is ticking
Chase Kelly
respond with a bunch of random characters.
Jackson Watson
Also try having a parasite crawl into your brain which learns how to move your body and think over you very quickly. Then have that thing spend 67000 hours deducing what exactly a human being is, all the time hiding behind your worst perceived possible flaw and demanding to know if you are that flaw or if you will be that flaw again even though you grown up out of it. Have it burn you with cigarettes and red hot metal, slice at your own face with a hunting knife and pretend hang you whilst hanging from the rafters on a flimsy piece of wood at your feet, if the wood breaks you die, if it does not you live, then it stands on the wood. Have it flip a coin heads you live and tails you die.. Then after surviving all that, putting your head in a carrier bag with it taped around the open gas pipe and have you take deep breaths until it is satisfied you are done for the day.
There's more I could go into like threatening to cut off your penis and your reward is 'if you do I will let you be'.
These are some MK techniques, the majority are mind based and do not translate to paper well as my memory is fuzzy.
The worst possible torture is having a baby rapist larger than yourself control your actions and thoughts. This is part of the vetting process. If you make it to snakedom and you happen to be a fire and virgo you will likely get tested this way. I do not know the devils full agenda but it may be that heaven is waiting for souls which have learned, it may simply be that the devil is bored and does it for a passtime, it may also be that countries are plotting against each other, or it may be that we go on to to other bodies with reincarnation and we get a trusted or similar untrusted position based on our performance.
Either way, we are mentally challenged by definition, if the definition is correct. Some people want us to work and I did for a while, whilst the triads were gonna kill me in my head.
So with all that in mind consider your plans carefully and deduce who should be dealing with my remains when I die. If you are just shovelling everything different into the ovens I guess you are free of that burden.
Wake them up when september ends and give them the short highlights.
mentally challenged (comparative more mentally challenged, superlative most mentally challenged) (euphemistic) Having low intelligence. (euphemistic) Having a mental illness.
Well bugger me they do not state:
'Difficulty with ones inner self or individuality'
imagine the game where a homophobe has to choose between getting aids I mean getting fucked in the ass and death there has to be that kind of porn parody somewhere or better he has to crossdress and suck so much cum that he actually gains 1kg or even better he has a device planted inside his colon and the only way to defuse it is to take a huge dildo up his ass also I guess there can be the same device in his throat that he has to click 50 times or something
Ian Johnson
Do you think 121-147 IQ is low intelligence? It cannot be that then
Do you think I am most mentally challenged, I have been but not compared to the middle ages. I am more mentally challenged than most people and I have a higher IQ than most people the definition stinks. I am supposed to lie my way clear as a human but not lie as a snake.
Sbnakes get a bad rep because when they make errors you run with it and fuck up your own shit then blame the snake for lying. There is no such thing as the perfect man but we are working on it for the space programs of the future.
Another edgy porn idea........... just give me an idea that you think could actually be considered by sane writers.
Dominic Anderson
I think you're IQ is peppered ass cheeks, you forgot to reply to someone, or are you just talking to yourself?
Gabriel Long
I am talking to whoever listens. If my IQ is low as you seem to suggest then maybe the tests are inaccurate and we need to redo them with my input, so what I know can be considered part of a simple minds makeup instead of just weirdo makeup. If you want to damn the truth to the pit then by all means go ahead. I wont bat an eyelid I have been mind fucked too much to care what you people get, I run on old software which I had before this began, minus control of inhibition.
wdym edgy porn this idea could actually work imagine someone having to take dildo so big it actually tears down their ass blood everywhere he cannot get it deep enough then he somehow find the courage to do it out of fear of dying and goes all in screams like crazy....
but non edgy porn idea... parent has to choose between their children can choose only one to survive or maybe she has to kill one to save the other
Owen Bennett
If your right hand is free can't you just undo the things holding you down in the chair?
Logan Ramirez
PARENT HAS TO CHOOSE WHETHER HER UNBORN CHILD OR HER GRANDMOTHER SURVIVES!
nah thats too easy grandmother would want herself to die for that child
choosing between 2 kids is more balanced btw if no choice then both die
Jackson Rodriguez
Yeah, just free your hands and and pull out the compressor guns, or are these an advanced machine that jigsaw was able to set up in an abandoned warehouse.
Blake Walker
nope. only remotely
Gavin Smith
BUT WE DON'T CHOOSE ITS CHOSEN FOR US.
I know I am safe anyway because when I was in deep psychosis a woman across the way from me where i used to live offered me her child in the future, she was a demon and a half to sense in a mind thought transfer.
I need to shit now but ur answer makes me confused poopoo time fuxk off dont talk to me faggot anyway haha
Joseph Myers
OK enough.
I am the devil and I do not do these silly things. Here endeth september/unit1/hell:
Begin phase 3, healing and wisdom. Starting with this statement:
"A society that values money and property over its own people is doomed to fall into revolution, a society that adopts higher principalities to adhere to will eventually save itself from any crisis."
I won't be talking to anyone, I already had that part written when you sent that monstrosity of a cowardice.
What the fuck is it with you idiots typing words in 'baby talk'? "I wanne pplai gaem"...wht the fuck are you ? 12?
Kevin Cooper
Is this Kevin?
Lucas Rogers
post armpits or ur hair then
Jonathan Gomez
I'm twice of that.
Liam Cooper
This might be, why?
Nathaniel Lopez
Your game, although childish, has my attention. Ask a good question and receive a good answer. Else spit your silliness no more and be still dear butterfly.
Brilliant, resourceful, un¬ scrupulous, and full of bewildering subtleties, the kind that kills without hesitation the moment his plans are interfered with. I dare say you have already suspected who he is
Jonathan Nguyen
On both counts, because of logic beyond my own base instincts.
Theres a camera that broadcasts other people also going through torture,you have 5 screens of different people and must decide which one dies. Then there floor turns on and crushes them against the wall.The blood is then used to drown whoevers left.
Owen Turner
Fat NIGGER
Brody Morgan
The black man is not to be belittled by childish people with nothing to say. If you see a black person then they are switching photos on me again.
So what? I would change because you have a reaction and you do not quite know why?
You are disturbed by things you never see. It is the nature of man to have negative reactions to any who are different and it needs to be forced out of him until he sees the errors of his ways. Much like your kind of 'likers' suggested my punishment should go.
Well here are the fruits of your desires, peace be upon you all but do not expect a nice friendly buddha to talk to when you are all so vile in spirit.
Spare me the philosophical bullshit, and try not to use your entire vocabulary in one sentence.
I won't read all that crap, TL:DR.
Thanks for reading mine though :o)
Nathan Thomas
Ok here is one on your level.
You are a twat, plain and simple. >Didn't read it but know you used a lot of big words, you must be retarded or something.
Jesus is this what is passing for internet conversation these days?
I will do it myself then.
David Parker
Okay, now I read it, you're actually right.
This is the backbone of prejudice.
Matthew Lee
but know?
fuck u on about
just type casually
Samuel Johnson
That sanctimonious bullshit will bite your ass one day, and I don't care if I spelled it wrong.
Robert Wilson
person attached to a harness. they have to catch a key on the end of a whip that is whipping them mercilessly flailing. if they run the lead sets lose a weight that has been braked to a slow crawling fall. they have to get the key to avoid being slowly crushed.
a second contestant has to race them in the same way. at the end of the race is a small pistol equipped with one bullet. there is a third contestant who is being tortured with barbed wires laced with fiber glass, slowly spinning around his limbs like a loom, causing friction burns and lacerations.
if they escape and get the gun they have an option to shoot a target, this will release steady methane and propane fumes that cause a person to regurgitate and convulse, within 5 minutes the entire party will either be 1.a pile of bullet gravy on the ground. 2. bloated carcasses that have asphyxiated by methane poisoning. 3. able to work together to lift the 400 pound door bar blocking the exit.
in the other room lies a device that has been set to chop, it is made of multiple metal bladed lawnmowers that being powered by gasoline, the partnership must last because the carbon monoxide filling the chambers is enough to suffocate and cause unconsciousness within 3 minutes, once the team has navigated to the exit intact they must make a decision on who rides the elevator out to the mainfloor. Remember what they say, all work and no play makes johnny a dull boy, I guess that is what you should have considered when you hired Jaun to mow your lawns with hardly any pay, if you can even remember his face. Good luck.
Ok So I will not have a conversation with myself then.
Casual things do not interest me I have been programmed to accept new information as valid only and i find little of it anywhere, except in books which I must soon get back to.
If I type casually it looks like this.
Up yours faggot you have no right to dictate to me how I speak in public. You should be drawn and not quartered so you could pick the scabs for weeks to come.
Do you not know how dumbing down talking casual is.
I just had a cup of coffee and im on to my second already!
