You know what to do; faggots!

I tell you your ideas are dumb but take your money anyways and overcharge you for the service

President of the United States of America

chef

Buttplug manufacturer

rubber penis engineer

Big bus driver

business consultant or editor

I look at old websites and then shit on them and then recommend changes that the people with shitty websites pay me to make.

implant manufacturer

I open things that are meant to be opened but not in the way I open them.