You know what to do; faggots!

FED chairman

IT

General Practitioner/Physician. Honestly they should be eliminated because 9 times out of 10 they just refer me to another fucking doctor

IT

Student.
NEET

Bingo, you'd be surprised how often it works too

I make things you put inside you

CNC?

accountant or lawyer
college student

baker

I tell you your ideas are dumb but take your money anyways and overcharge you for the service

President of the United States of America

chef

Buttplug manufacturer

rubber penis engineer

Big bus driver

business consultant or editor

I look at old websites and then shit on them and then recommend changes that the people with shitty websites pay me to make.

implant manufacturer

I open things that are meant to be opened but not in the way I open them.

Farmer, drug manufacturer, Frito Lay plant worker.

I get insurance money from and folks like him if they fuck up.

Dildosmith

web designer

Pshyco: the rapist.

Surgeon, or E.O.D.

fireman

I get paid to make you cum without interacting with you whatsoever

I go to people's houses and tell them to have a great day.

you busting doors for the cops nigga?

if that were a job, i would apply. your mother would be my first client

I look at old and new machines and find parts.

Nice

Or for the nigga. I'm not him btw.

Im
Also congrats to
I make zirconium knees that get used for implants

Jehovah's Witness

trash forager

Have at her, lol. I never reply to "post or" posts either.

I type at a computer and drive places

Oh. Hey Daddy... .

Process server.

i do business
and i do engineering.

I get drunk and listen to a 70 year old man talk about US government, politics and law for extended periods of time

you run your own shipping service

Cop, highway patrol.

You do neither, and you're unemployed.

i actually shit in the correct location

Both wrong. Here's another hint: Another part of my job involves convincing people to eat sand (except they don't know it's sand, and most of my coworkers don't either).

US Cabinet member?

i look at children while they're having fun

Nope, but you're not too far off

Nope, locksmith.

I want opposing springs then climb the pidgeon holes and open the scupper.

God I wish for those benefits

Yard Duty at a school?

Urologist

hydro-aquatic sanitation expert technician

I weld, I change oil, I rebuild hydraulics, I drove a shitload

The big blacks are rich black.

The answer is I work in the Parts Department for a car dealership

Think a few years before that

Vitamin salesman

Acme mechanic, lol.

Scavenger

taxi/uber

No but you're getting warmer.

I babysit a bunch of college students

Oiler or mechanic

Professional Englishman, pooin in teh loo.

You work at Fox News?

Alex Jones?

you're part of a pyramid scam for some bullshit supplements or erectile dysfunction meds or something along those lines

some kind of digestive specialist

“Name? D.o.b? Sit down there. When are you coming back?”

before that

>sell 25" strings of nickel to boomers who listen to led zeppelin
>pretend to enjoy the rolling stones
>convince teenage girls that their ukulele needs maintenance work so i can pocket the $20 they give me

Feces dumper

lol google business engineer you fuckng incel

Mobile heavy equipment mechanic

I work for a corporation

I dont do much because there are so many assholes, I have to play defense and cover my ass every step of the way.

I cut vinyl and aluminum then clad

Barista at Starbucks

You work at a music store.

You are a ps4 or xbox

Hugh Hefner

Shit thread kys faggot

You work at guitar center

unemployed faggot

Melania Trump

3rd party QC for most anybody.

Nope, I'm an RA

actor

Yard duty people are power-tripping, raging bitches 99.995% of the time

Take boxes and envelopes and places then on a tray or crate

yes
no. just some shitty local mom and pop retailer

Professional Pervert

>Cut vinyl
You make records
>And aluminum
You make records
>Then clad
I have no idea what that means, do you make records?

smarter and younger, also I really doubt she actually listens to the man talk about his policies she probably just tries to hide in a closet somewhere

Any non-Indian race worldwide

amazon or some similar (post-)logistics

It's been answered

you make furniture

When your toilet has too much poop in it I come out and replace a valve and tell you it's fixed without actually touching your poop

postal service, yep

not very hard I guess

I sell overpriced goods to 100 different customers a day and not one of them will pay the same price for the same item, and if one finds out they've paid more than someone else, they'll threaten to never shop with us again, even though what they're buying the goods for benefits the country as a whole.

From my experience this is true, they are almost always cunts that overreact to the shit you do and ignore shit other people do

TOUCH MY POOP POOP BOY

i'm the guy who wipes down the loads at the end of the night at a san francisco adult theatre/gloryhole booth

You sell commodities

Emergency Plumber

Hydro-vac driver.

I draw shit and shout at people.

I let you stand places you normally cant stand then make it so you cant stand there anymore.
I am certain dis nigga works with me a lot.

You are a feminist

Cheaper than dirt the website.

scaffolder?

Yeah.

Scaffold builder.

American

I sit around waiting for shit to break and then pretend to know what I’m doing until someone who actually knows what their doing shows up