Who here didn't stock up on asspaper and is now wiping with paper towels like a savage?

It's not rocket science user

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The legend in your drawing is really technical. Do you CAD for a living?

VR & AR

Mmmm it shows

Same. I live directly in Hollywood and Target was fully stocked on toilet paper, soap, hand sanitizer -- everything.

I guarantee there are speculators buying up as much as they can, hoping to sell black market moon floss at $10 a roll.

youtube.com/watch?v=5TxUF7cBXPk

fucking inpleb i need only 1 piece

You are literally the only one taking about shitting every hour dumbfuck. Doctor recommended normal range is anywhere from 3 times a day to 3 times a week. Absolutely no one thinks shitting once a week is normal. Sorry you fail at even taking shits.

Savages use leaves. Use your non dominant hand and water and soap. Want have a smelly ass anymore.

I lost about 8 feet of intestine after being in a car accident at age 18. After a few years, everything stabilized and I shit a 2-3 times a day. It's also about impossible for me to get fat and I have to eat a ton of food.