Who here didn't stock up on asspaper and is now wiping with paper towels like a savage?
Who here didn't stock up on asspaper and is now wiping with paper towels like a savage?
Brody Ramirez
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Kayden Taylor
>Sarcasm detected
People are idiots. The toilet paper shortage is a myth. Even in fucked up places like Los Angeles, stores get daily deliveries of toilet paper, bottled water, etc. And, they're limiting people to, like, 1 40 roll package per person. Don't fall for the media hype.
Landon Green
I didnt buy any. I only get groceries once a month tbh it's not grocery day yet
Jace Peterson
I'm in India, I just shit in the street, pull up my pants and keep going
Camden Hall
>March 8, year of our Lord 2020, anno Domini
>going into a store
Are you suicidal, user?
Michael Kelly
>One roll ~= 250 pieces
>Clean one shit ~= 2.5 pieces
>Shits given per day ~= 1.5
A single roll of toilet paper last for more than two months!? Six rolls per person lasts for one year!? What is this stockpiling bullshit all about?
Luke Thompson
I think your numbers are a little low, but even with a family of 4, one of those big packs is a good 6 months.
>Women use WAY too much toilet paper
Nicholas Lewis
>Clean one shit ~= 2.5 pieces
that's not even enough for a single wipe but thanks for letting us know you walk around with a dirty smelly asshole
Aaron Gray
Since trying to get healthy, my shits have been in three stages
>Stage 1
Feels like I'm shitting a frozen Nerf football sideways
>Stage 2
Followed up by half a gallon of burning red hot ass piss.
>Stage 3
And for the grand finish, 3 dry pints of rabbit turds.
And that happens 3 or 4 times a day. WTF is going on???
Benjamin Phillips
>Even in fucked up places like Los Angeles, stores get daily deliveries
Nope.
Jason Murphy
>Says the guy who doesn't live in LA
Dominic Collins
That's a closed shipping port. Not much different from the area that Mythbusters used to film shit with cars and trucks
Isaiah Murphy
wtf? what are you amerifats eating that makes you shit once or twice PER DAY? i shit twice a week tops.
Eli Cook
You having a bath? I average two rolls a day, 10-15 sheets go down the shitter before I even sit down. I don’t want no shit/piss water combo backsplash, then I wipe to it ain’t a motorway skid mark anymore then wipe with a couple of baby wipes.
Because I’m not American and I have no need for skid marks / shit smeared up my arse crack.
Henry Martin
I live right in the heart of hollywood, I went to rite aid after i saw 'toilet paper' trending on twitter. I only went to buy brownie mix. They were fully stocked on toilet paper, no one was even trying to buy it.
Jacob Young
Don't even know how to use three seashells! Kek
John Green
That’s outside even the minimum range of normal doctor recommended shitting. You’re the fucking weirdo here.
John Gutierrez
ya best not approach my property corona or i be a shootin'
Easton Martin
I got groceries yesterday. Wanted the 18 pack of tp, but they only had the 12 pack. Probably gonna die now.
Liam Thomas
I think it's funny that you think toilet paper is needed if we are quarantined. I just scrape out the stuff left in my ass with my fingers and then wash my hands. plus that saves on money. or just get in the shower and wash your ass if you don't have a bidet like most americans.
Adrian Thompson
yeah, if you're eating 5000 calories of grease, salt, and sugar every day, of course the doctors are going to recommended shitting at the top of each hour.
if you have a normal diet like the rest of the world, you only need to shit 1-2x per week. hell, my dad only shat on sunday mornings when i was growing up.
Thomas Davis
Is this legit? I actually only use the bathroom once or twice a week. I thought I just wasn't eating enough?
Anthony Hill
I only urinate once a year.
Xavier Hughes
>not using a bidet
Dylan Jenkins
I haven't puked since June 29, 1980
Joshua Hall
I'm 40 and have never pissed, I excrete these little urea pebbles every other full moon. I shit like a cow fed on tacos 5 times a day though.
Anthony Anderson
it's very unusual in us homes to have one
Ayden Cooper
I did not and I admit I was a dumbass for it. Right now my family has to resort to using our youngest daughters pet bunny and washing him off when we're finished. She turned to me with tears in her eyes asking why she can't play with Mr. Ears anymore and I dont know what to tell her.
Gabriel Scott
Normal for a person who only eats four times a week. Enjoy being europoor
Angel Walker
which is hilarious because they're $20 on amazon and take
Logan Bailey
It's not rocket science user
Brody Carter
The legend in your drawing is really technical. Do you CAD for a living?
Blake Myers
VR & AR
Chase Turner
Mmmm it shows
Michael Wood
Same. I live directly in Hollywood and Target was fully stocked on toilet paper, soap, hand sanitizer -- everything.
Eli Morgan
I guarantee there are speculators buying up as much as they can, hoping to sell black market moon floss at $10 a roll.
William Carter
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fucking inpleb i need only 1 piece
Christian White
You are literally the only one taking about shitting every hour dumbfuck. Doctor recommended normal range is anywhere from 3 times a day to 3 times a week. Absolutely no one thinks shitting once a week is normal. Sorry you fail at even taking shits.
Aaron Brooks
Savages use leaves. Use your non dominant hand and water and soap. Want have a smelly ass anymore.
Blake Gonzalez
I lost about 8 feet of intestine after being in a car accident at age 18. After a few years, everything stabilized and I shit a 2-3 times a day. It's also about impossible for me to get fat and I have to eat a ton of food.
Gabriel Myers
Arabs actually do this. Filthy people.
Gavin Butler
If those deliveries stop bc the supply chain gets fucked then it will a problem overnight. So get 2 months worth of ass paper nobody loses
Wyatt Evans
Are you shitting tar or does your star fish have 15 folds from the hemroids? 5 sheets should suffice unless your a fatty
James Morales
Meh you haven't got the guts. You dont have the stomach for it anymore. You literally cant completely digest the concept.
Eli Wilson
Easton Sullivan
You've never eaten my chili. It's like a bowl of flu symptoms.
Thomas Watson
Zachary Cook
this is what i do with all my hoarded tp rolls
Easton King
The it should piss blast out and leave not much residue.
Chase Gomez
Your gut was churning to post that I can tell
Hunter Cruz
cancer of the asshole
Oliver Clark
It's so simple and innocent. I love that picture.
John Jenkins
all you need is a rag on a stick
Xavier Gutierrez
Nice way to save op!
Ethan Hall
not this guy
Sebastian Murphy
Christian Martinez
they were all out at smart and final when i did an online order though.
Joshua Wilson
this guy gets it
Elijah Rodriguez
Get on my level, you savages.
Reverse roll when empty.
Isaac Martinez
This is perfection
Adrian Robinson
yeah good job smearing shit all over your balls you fucking troglodyte
Ethan Wright
That was 11 years before I was born, I puked two weeks ago from drinking
Nathan Foster
>wiping with paper towels
Disgusting savages, don't you know that your socks serve a secondary purpose as emergency toilet paper? And are the shops running out of socks, no they are not.
Christian Torres
I took this. Thanks!
Isaac Lewis
Who is the savage here? True patricians own slaves who tongue their anus' clean.
Luis Diaz