If you could send a letter back to 13 year old you, what would it say ?

Don't fuck those underaged girls 7 years from now. That was a whore summer. You end up with 5 kids, broken bones and a criminal record. Fuck you still love those kids though.

Don't break up with Laura, put a ring on her, she was right about your "friends." Don't start smoking or drinking. Take one year less of a break from highschool because you will stagnate and become unmotivated. Choose Architecural Technologies instead of Media and Communications. Your friends are going to move away and start dying anyways so focus on you.

Invest in bitcoin and sell at 19.7k

You're going to fall in love in 2 years. She's going to treat you terribly, but you're both just growing up. Expect to break up and get back together many times, but when she gets pregnant, it's yours. You hate her for cheating and not knowing if you're the dad, but you are. She grows up, man. You do too. She ends up happy and loving her life. You end up doing fine, but you live alone in a big house after trying to find the feelings she gave you in so many others. You ended it because you took a stand, and you weren't wrong do to so, but you'd be happy now if you forgave her. 8 years after you break up and she still lights up the room. Stay with her.

For the love of god, do not get obsessed with Lisa. Despite her outward appearance of being a pure christian girl, she is fucking around more than most people in the class. She is messing with you.

When you get to college, have sex with the girls who express interest in you. Don't rebuff them because you're holding out for the whore that moved across the country.

If you ignore this advice, you will end up as a morbidly obese 37 year old virgin alcoholic on the verge of death. And guess what, nobody will care because you drove away your only friends over a decade ago.

Just give up the god shit and enjoy life, you fucking retard.

Mohammad Atta is one of the people who will hijack a plane. Steal your parents' car, drive to the flight school, and give him a box of Fig Newtons so he has a snack while he flies the plane.

how did you manage to stay a virgin as an alcoholic?

You will be respected and competent.

Can't fly hungry. You're a hero.

easily. there aren't girls to drunkenly rape when you do it at home alone.