If you could send a letter back to 13 year old you, what would it say ?

Stop being a pussy, actually try in school it will pay off.

Also go for Alex otherwise shell get away

Study more and get good at school.

"Find two guys in high school named Jobs and Wozniak and buy half their company, then go up to Seattle and do the same with this loser kid named Bill Gates"

Oldfag would be Richfag if he could go back in time.

Kill yourself

invest in tesla and pokemon

mine bitcoin when it starts to exist

Learn more about microcomputers.

tell your mom you want to be a girl NOW, your mind does not change on the matter later, you dont want to go through puberty twice. ignore tim, make yourself happy. enjoy school, you will miss it later. hang out with micheal more. stay active and dont start smoking. will is another tim. dont trust him and certainly dont hang out with him.

6 year old sister of my then GF sidles up to me on their couch and whispered in my ear that she wanted me to finger her. Came right out of the blue and really wasn't expecting it.

I won't tell you what actually happened, but suffice to say the subject of this thread should give you a clue

delete your goddamn whatsapp-history after selling drugs

Don't fuck those underaged girls 7 years from now. That was a whore summer. You end up with 5 kids, broken bones and a criminal record. Fuck you still love those kids though.

Don't break up with Laura, put a ring on her, she was right about your "friends." Don't start smoking or drinking. Take one year less of a break from highschool because you will stagnate and become unmotivated. Choose Architecural Technologies instead of Media and Communications. Your friends are going to move away and start dying anyways so focus on you.

Invest in bitcoin and sell at 19.7k

You're going to fall in love in 2 years. She's going to treat you terribly, but you're both just growing up. Expect to break up and get back together many times, but when she gets pregnant, it's yours. You hate her for cheating and not knowing if you're the dad, but you are. She grows up, man. You do too. She ends up happy and loving her life. You end up doing fine, but you live alone in a big house after trying to find the feelings she gave you in so many others. You ended it because you took a stand, and you weren't wrong do to so, but you'd be happy now if you forgave her. 8 years after you break up and she still lights up the room. Stay with her.

For the love of god, do not get obsessed with Lisa. Despite her outward appearance of being a pure christian girl, she is fucking around more than most people in the class. She is messing with you.

When you get to college, have sex with the girls who express interest in you. Don't rebuff them because you're holding out for the whore that moved across the country.

If you ignore this advice, you will end up as a morbidly obese 37 year old virgin alcoholic on the verge of death. And guess what, nobody will care because you drove away your only friends over a decade ago.

Just give up the god shit and enjoy life, you fucking retard.

Mohammad Atta is one of the people who will hijack a plane. Steal your parents' car, drive to the flight school, and give him a box of Fig Newtons so he has a snack while he flies the plane.

how did you manage to stay a virgin as an alcoholic?

You will be respected and competent.

Can't fly hungry. You're a hero.

easily. there aren't girls to drunkenly rape when you do it at home alone.

Buy bitcoin, as much as you possibly can

Take more polaroids and don't throw them out. Erika Eleniak gets fat. Trevor will steal your Wendy James poster. Be nicer to Nathalie, she ends up being a genuine 10/10 and you'll never get over the chance you missed. Caroline is out of your league, stop wasting time looking up her skirt.

Bitcoin

The aliens are real. Everything that happened was real. You should start fighting back while there is still time.

Kill your sister when you had the chance, because she will turn into a monster who holds your dad hostage with a house co-sign and enslaves you're severely depressed, stockholm syndrome mother. Nobody would have missed her.

Gonna need that green text user
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id keep it short: kys.

Names of every Super Bowl winners for last 25 years

Hey me! Keep doing what you’re doing as it all works out. For some reason when you/we/I “wing it” the cards fall in your favor you lucky fuck. Continue being awesome and always be grateful
P.S
Sara is a winner, don’t hesitate as long as I did, shes best thing to ever happen to yus

>girl from Bumble that takes you to her place instead of yours from the bar gives you chlamydia
>the only hispanic girl you ever sleep with is married to a deployed soldier and doesn't tell you until after, she's way fatter in person, and she also gives you chlamydia.
>the third Emily you fuck gives you HPV
Fuck it. I'm not telling myself shit. The HPV clears on it's own and I take antibiotics to clear the clap twice. They were all good sex. I still don't wear a condom so why tell myself to try?!? .... wait.... bitcoin

BUILD THE WALL

Do in your ilfe what makes you happy. What you enjoy. Don't torment yourself at all costs, don't work as much as possible, in the end it doesn't matter anyway. Chill out, enjoy life, because all you will regret is that you care so much about everything ...

You're depressed. You don't have the language to really get it yet, but trust me, you're Depressed. Be proactive and seek help. Your parents are too fucked up and distant to care, don't expect any help there. I know it's hard to hear, but no help will come from your parents.

Appreciate Elizabeth; she'll stick with you forever if you let her... I didn't.

If you meet some red-head music teacher who takes a liking to you, look elsewhere...

Leicester win the premier league in 10 years time, bet on it

Honestly, that's about it. I was 13 and horny, I had a willing person beside me and no underwear in sight. The hymen was impenatrable so didn'r get far. She tried french kissing me as well which was clumsy yet cute, and gave up after a short while because nothing was happening. Turns out my GF used to masterbate in front of her a lot, and she got it into her head I'd be willing to do it to her. Only happened once, and we've never spoken of it sonce. This was over 30 years ago and we're still friends

either take T or do pic related

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One follows the other anyway.

Dear me.
Do more, worry less.
Learn to say "no" when you feel pressured.
Learn to say "yes" when you're curious.
Best of luck.

Pic unrelated, but isn't she cute?

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>That raccoon was only the beginning
>Don't use a combat knife anymore
>Don't fuck Emily, Amanda, or Jessica, there will be blondes who aren't crazy

Don't get married.

Stop working on fishing and level slayer like a man.

Drop out of high school at 15, get your GED. Go to university three years earlier so you dont burn out and sour on life before graduation. When you're offered the job with the forestry service, take it right away, and then do the emt path. Stick with that, and you'll go a lot further than I did.

you did the right thing by not pursuing it further. It started similarly with my little cousin when i was 23 and she was 11. Her mom/my aunt walked in on her blowing me. My parents had to beg her not to call the police. I have been a pariah ever since. The aunt is constantly threatening me to turn me in if she catches me even looking at her daughter.

It was amazing, but it wasn't worth it.

kek
but I don't think the 41% rule applies to taking your own gender's hormone

>if you could send a letter back to 13 year old you, what would it say ?

Get away from your mother as soon as you can, and don't get cancer.

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>don't get cancer

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Stay the fuck off of Yas Forums

>start working out and eating healthy little nigger

Buy Amazon Stock. Then wait until 2010. Then buy bitcoin with everything you have for the next 8 years.

Listen kid. I would say to stay in school a bit longer or invest in "X", but you are gonna make some mistakes. You are gonna fuck up bad, you will be homeless, with a kid, with $10 to your name and you will be a better person for that experience because after that rock bottom, it will only get better every year after that.

27 years from now, you can write this letter with a smile knowing everything worked out in the end and you wouldn't change a damn thing.

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Stop jacking off

going to lol in the past when your sudden surge in buying bitcoin and attempt to cash out crashes the market and you end up penniless. Bitcoin is not a stock. It is inherently volatile and goes right to shit if there are any mass sell-offs.

Give that gay thing a try because bitches will make you miserable in the end.

1) if you don't get friends in middleschool you never will
2) invest in bitcoin you'll not regret it

being the best of the class doesn't get you anything when your social skills lack. Also fight your depression.

greentext please

“BITCOIN”

Learn a trade, become a semi-alcoholic, learn to like to watch sports.
At least you will be too dumb to understand you're being ripped off.

Get in to mixing and mastering on a fucking computer or laptop. Don't fucking spend money on a damn guitar! Learn how to rap in order to start the new wave. Don't fall in love in high school man as of right now it isn't worth it

Don’t be a fucking coward and actually kill yourself

Just fucking get it over with now.

Lock the door when you try, life isn't going to get any better. Mom will find you, shit the bed, and then blame you for everything else that goes wrong in her life. Taking care of somebody who hates you is far worse than dying.

A list of the winning lottery numbers and which team wins which championship for the next 17 years.

I wouldn't always be 13 and I can get a few good years of use out of that when I turn 18.

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>Sauce
Remy Lacroix

whatever you do, don't let your dad marry that psycho, don't let him move, fucking tell him she will ruin everything

give some actual thought as to what you want to do in life and put effort in. you'll regret not giving this more careful consideration

go to the college your friends went to, not one where you just become the lone weirdo

never browse Yas Forums, don't use the computer anywhere near as much

work out for fucks sake

I guess some investment advice as well

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I can confirm that this works.

T. 30yo virgin.

Yep. Totally this

Study and do your homework, even though your parents don't care.
Join a school sport
Don't smoke cigarettes
Don't get high all the time
Don't avoid classmates
In other words: JOIN! Be a part of the fun. Your home life kind of sucks, but you'll be free soon enough. Go to college and don't look back.

"Buy Bitcoins"

Invest is Microsoft Amazon Tesla apple and birkshire Hathaway. Also mine bit coins early on

Brush your teeth, don't let your anxiety dissociate you, do new things or you'll forever regret it, invest in Bitcoin.

Another thing: lift weights. Eat well, you will feel SO much better about yourself with 20 more pounds of muscle.

Jake??

seriously, why the hell do you take care of her? why not just move the fuck out?

Me and my limited resources will not shock the system

Remy needs to get on her knees and paint that deck.

Go to university, never touch fucking weed, never fall in love, focus on money, friends, goals.

Because blood is thick and masochistic.

I guess..?

Assuming I can't do anything money related cause that ruins the fun of these threads.

Start lifting and be more extroverted.

>and die a miserable lonely old man.
You missed one.