Ask a guy who just did almost ten years in prison anything

Did you drop the soap?

Neither.

How did the manslaughter happen, and why did you kill him

Lol this was something I asked people when I got to prison, if this was an actual thing. It´s not. And I have dropped my soap before and just picked it up.

It was an honest accident but the state attorney´s office decided to charge me for the only reason I can think of: the chick I killed with my car was the mayor´s daughter.

Did you have a nickname?

What did you wack off too?

Nope. My name is short enough.

Playboy. Straight Stuntin. Laminated pics of random chicks.

Ever have to kill a man with your bare hands?