What degree guarantees a job with decent salary?

>every CS

Not this robot. It's not all fun and games every damn day, but I don't hate my job at all. Of course there's office bs on occasion, but overall, I am very happy with my career decision. I mean I get paid to write code, which for me isn't a big deal.

Especially with this corona nonsense, I feel I made out well.

Literally who pays for a degree? I'm about to get my Bachelor's and I haven't paid a cent. Do you people just not know about scholarships and grants? People literally get paid to go to Uni.