Partner Expectations Thread

>woman
>likes me for who I am
>monogamy only
>healthy body weight
>frugal
>focused on career

too bad she doesn't exist

Here are mine
>Not overweight
>No STDs
>Dominant
>Taller than me
>Gives me lots of compliments
>Male
>White

It's not settling you faggot
and i listed virginity as a requirement
the less ugly you are the more of a normalfag you are.

Pretty vague, you forgot the part about hating jews to.

>female
>breathing

Dude I don't care if someone jizzed on something just wash it off.

>but bro you can't just wash out a bed

Exactly, and that's why leather is the only furniture you should be going for anyways. It's almost like girls don't just absorb semen and are tainted forever. Retarded comic dude.

I get the kids thing though that's an unfortunate from me dog.