Do atheists really believe that everything is the result of random chance?

I actually sugested this to my friend over Discord a couple weeks ago after seeing how you could bild up cum by abstaining and then use it all up into pots or just jack off daily. Both conservatives and coomers wold have roughly the same amount of currency if produced responsibly; so more stable than gold, which can be mined.
The problem is that as the human popultion grows, more cum is produced and there is no cap to that; which is why I also suggested having "aged cum" (>a couple years old) be more valuable. It's quite obvious which cum is aged and which is new, and the market would constantly adapt.
Pack up gold and bitcoin. Cum is the new currency.

this is an interesting approach due to semen's expiry rate it has a pretty high liquidity so it would be harder to create wealth inequality.

Not to sound like an edgy teen, but I sure fucking hope so.
Small dick, cancer twice, legit social anxiety so bad I shake.
Retarded children, child illnesses, blindness, disease, suffering of all animals. (not vegan)

Shits fucked I hope someone didn't design this. IDK though.

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>God granted us free will
maybe to you, i'm just following this script