every time I am impressed at the number of newfags here
Can't get laid all my life, am i really that ugly?
Bentley Anderson
Lucas Nguyen
stop saying that i wanted unbiased opinions and you are ruining my master plan
Alexander Baker
Ive seen this dude before but dont know his name, who is he?
Alexander Turner
Alright OP, I'll give you the good news first:
Your hair is great.
That's all I can say about your face.
Cons: Your chin is tiny, I'm talking ayy lmao tier, not chad tier. Your eyes aren't blue. They are some murky swamp color. The color around your eyes looks sickly. Your ears are lower than your eye brows. Your eyebrows wrap far past your upper eye lid. Your neck is too short. Your hooked nose is unappealing, so is the general shape of your nose. Your lips are okay.
Again, your forehead is good. Your hair is good. But your overall jaw region is underdeveloped and unrefined. Plus, your ears are tiny.
You can't be saved. Don't reproduce.
Colton Foster
You look fine but you have some serious bags under your eyes. How much sleep do you get?
Jacob Morgan
You'd look better clean shaven desu. Right now you kinda look like a stoner. Apart from that you're probably better looking than most guys here
Michael Barnes
You need to smile. With your eyes and your mouth.
Also shave to get 5 o' clock shadow look and you'll look perfectly good.
Jackson Gonzalez
>Plus, your ears are tiny.
Yeah okay, monkey ears.
Grayson Torres
they call me stanley but that isn't actually my name
it's not like i ever wanted to reproduce, just wanted to fuuuuuuuuuck
my sleep has always been messed up, im always tired, nothing i tried ever helps
kinda like this? it's weird, some people tell me to grow a beard and others to shave
i used to do a shit ton of drugs but stopped because people abandoned me
it feels really weird to try to smile properly in pics i can only do it when it comes natural so i usually do this weird smirk thing
Parker Watson
And how tall are you? Obviously original.