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Hope she dies of Corona virus like big Kim Jong Un. See that fat ethnic cunt right off. Get out of my country Paki.

Mummy didn't cuddle me enough
Daddy called me a poof.
My big sister used to put makeup on me
and dress me in her stuff

A girl in year 7 told everyone I smelled
Then everybody sniggered
No! I wear lynx africa! I yelled
Trying to hide that I'd been triggered

I really liked this girl called Jane
But I never had the balls to ask her out
I made her my oneitis
and she was all I'd dream about
Then one day I saw her in the common room
On hands and knees
She was blowing one of the lads who bulled me
he winked and said "I'll tell her to gobble you next geez"

Now I spend my time alone
Infront of my pc
I critique lads on their poetry skills
a sad life I'm sure you'll agree
my dad was right I am a poof
and I didn't have the balls to ask out jane
My sisters now into femdom because of me
and Jane lives in a shitstained council flat with 5 kids of different dads and a past filled with shame.

Shippy, some personality obsessed with beans. Always seemed a decent guy when I spoke to him, but I knew just talking to him he could only be called Fred, Augustus or Greg.

One of our top lads, out-foxed many prominent personalities and exposed them for fools

Hm. Seems we both want the same thing but for different reasons. I don't care about her skin colour that's Facebook tier shite. She's just a scumbag politically, with a dodgy career. Just like every Conservative.

SCEA confirmed for Pete. Quads prove it.

Got himself exposed in the process though, we'll need someone new for the Tilde and Shoutanon meet

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bored
never played it before but it's pretty fun

>Seems we both want the same thing but for different reasons.
>Just like every Conservative.

Seems like we do. Labour would be worse than Tory. I hate ethnics and they need to leave my country.

>editing out Edgbaston's face
Why bother? We've all seen the infamous jewfro