/britfeel/

sometimes people deserve a clap for doing what they're paid to do user. i regularly clap my binmen and postmen, delivery men and prostitute.

tits don't rhyme with crisps, and the whole almond milk stanza doesn't rhyme at all

all tripfags are characters created and played by moni
be my gf

>you will never be gently fem-dommed by Pretty Patel
Why even fucking live lads?

more like Pretty Chubby am I right lads haha

I'd believe that. I really want that demented wog to stop fucking posting here. I'm sure he would fuck off to an islamic forum if they wouldn't murder him for being mentally ill enough to dress like a girl. Imagine being a fucking voyeur in this day and age where porn is so readily available. What an absolute gormless twat.

Lets see your poetry then lad.
The lad did good and made a few of us giggle

I don't think Amer has the required IQ to be able to portray SCEA.

Blessed post. Fuck off moni

Obviously I don't write poetry lad I just enjoy being a cunt to others

You ever wonder how many "bitter incels" on the internet are afrually just jealous trannies? I reckon it's quite a significant percentage.

Pete is not a very clever man

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send this to iphones and it crashes them apparently lol ripperino

Spose I can understand enjoying being a cunt. As you were

Still can't get over him being called Greg

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He's mugged you off with the "Pete" thing though. Hook line and sinker

deja fooking vu
surely apple haven't fucked it up again

This is now /pregnantfeels/ post about your pregnancy related feels.
Morning sickness, bloating etc

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I wanna send it to my mate but he will get livid

So long ago now, it's going 2fast lads

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What do you class as femdom? (I may have asked last night and forgot the answer) For me it's things like CFNM and facesitting. Not being buggered by her.

You cleaned up the bathroom finally?

Poley has vore fantasies involving eating shredded Ebin in his beloved McDonald's wrap.

Love to shred Ebin and cover him in a cool mayo dressing x

Does he still post here? He needs jumping I say

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been talking to my apu during lockdown, really getting to know him...apparently they don't like being hit?

Hope the bitch fucking dies to be honest

who's greg ? sorry i'm new aroun here

Love this man. Too Lated the whole nest

Greg and Pete are not very clever men user

Hope she dies of Corona virus like big Kim Jong Un. See that fat ethnic cunt right off. Get out of my country Paki.

Mummy didn't cuddle me enough
Daddy called me a poof.
My big sister used to put makeup on me
and dress me in her stuff

A girl in year 7 told everyone I smelled
Then everybody sniggered
No! I wear lynx africa! I yelled
Trying to hide that I'd been triggered

I really liked this girl called Jane
But I never had the balls to ask her out
I made her my oneitis
and she was all I'd dream about
Then one day I saw her in the common room
On hands and knees
She was blowing one of the lads who bulled me
he winked and said "I'll tell her to gobble you next geez"

Now I spend my time alone
Infront of my pc
I critique lads on their poetry skills
a sad life I'm sure you'll agree
my dad was right I am a poof
and I didn't have the balls to ask out jane
My sisters now into femdom because of me
and Jane lives in a shitstained council flat with 5 kids of different dads and a past filled with shame.

Shippy, some personality obsessed with beans. Always seemed a decent guy when I spoke to him, but I knew just talking to him he could only be called Fred, Augustus or Greg.

One of our top lads, out-foxed many prominent personalities and exposed them for fools

Hm. Seems we both want the same thing but for different reasons. I don't care about her skin colour that's Facebook tier shite. She's just a scumbag politically, with a dodgy career. Just like every Conservative.

SCEA confirmed for Pete. Quads prove it.

Got himself exposed in the process though, we'll need someone new for the Tilde and Shoutanon meet

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bored
never played it before but it's pretty fun

>Seems we both want the same thing but for different reasons.
>Just like every Conservative.

Seems like we do. Labour would be worse than Tory. I hate ethnics and they need to leave my country.

>editing out Edgbaston's face
Why bother? We've all seen the infamous jewfro