You finally get a gf but she wants you to make her breakfast in bed at least once a month

I think I make pretty good bacon and egg sandwiches, so probably that and maybe a hashbrown patty. I hope she likes coffee!

I love making women cry. It's so satisfying when you find the right thing to say. It feels good to uncover their insecurities and punish them like they do to men.

ooook edgy mcedginess

You seem like a big and strong man

crispy bacon
coffee
toast with strawberry jam
scrambled eggs

and juice or milk

Based morning sex chad
I personally do fried egg/poached egg, wheat toast, potatoes obrien, and sausage two ways. First way is spicy breakfast sausage and second is potentially forced insertion but white girls like rape sausage

I've made women cry without really intending to before. It's a weird but powerful feel.

A bowl of eggs. Just. Eggs.

You are not Chad so your opinion is worthless anyway.

>he makes eggs
DROPPED

I need a bf who hates eggs as much as I do.

>oh here honey I made you some delicious unfertilized chicken ovums that a bird shat out

Fucking disgusting, how do people eat that shit.