>No problem, I got you for dinner too
>How do you like your tubesteak?
"mhhhhhh thanks for lunch user"
Charles Bailey
Cooper Peterson
>t. never been on an original date
Samuel Wood
yes user, this actually happens. what is so weird about it?
Thomas Hall
Wait do I have to pay for this time too?
Oliver Gonzalez
bitch you cost me more than japanese hookers... JAPANESE... not vietnamese but japanese and you arent even japanese yourself. lets havevsome action right here on the table
Jayden Parker
based and boomercomment pilled
Ian Perry
>eating pizza with hands
Do americans really?
Jaxon Perez
>Oh, it was no problem. Oh, hey look over there!
>What?
>*runs back to my car, drives off*
Eli Gray
>*steps out of shadows*
>*winks at ur date*
>heh... hey there, cutie. I noticed your date just ran off
>*does a cool spin*
>*attempts a moonwalk*
>Mind if I take ya home, m'dear? You look like a fine lass, with a tight little ass!
>*whips cape about playfully*
>*shimmies*
>heh.. hope you like crisco, because that's what I like to use as lube when I fuck a cutie up her tootie!
>*licks lips seductively*
>*offers arm*
Ryder Hughes
*teleports between her and you*
*grabs you by the throat*
back the fuck off??