"mhhhhhh thanks for lunch user"

>"mhhhhhh thanks for lunch user"

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Who are you and why are you eating my pizza?

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Don't forget we're splitting this tab.

Uh, okay. I bought you lunch to let you know you're not my type and let you down gently. You see, I like my Asians a little more Western.

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its normal to take pictures of your dates?

Only in Normieville.

not on like a first date. if it's a long term thing then sure.

>"wait a moment, let me take a picture of you to show to my friends"

You're welcome, girl. But you know what happens next don't you? Yeah, you do, girl. You're going to sucky suck on my throbbing rod, isn't that right? Yeah bitch, you want this cock, don't you? You want it in your mouth and your ass, huh girl? Fuck I can't wait to use you, I can't wait to get you home and take your clothes off. I'm going to make you my fuckdoll. You want to be daddy's fuckdoll? You want to feel me inside you? Yeah you do, bitch

>user do you have any lactase pills on you
>you don't? oh no! well, it's not that big a deal
>as long as you don't mind me farting up your car on the drive back hehe

>No problem, I got you for dinner too
>How do you like your tubesteak?

>t. never been on an original date

yes user, this actually happens. what is so weird about it?

Wait do I have to pay for this time too?

bitch you cost me more than japanese hookers... JAPANESE... not vietnamese but japanese and you arent even japanese yourself. lets havevsome action right here on the table

based and boomercomment pilled

>eating pizza with hands
Do americans really?

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>Oh, it was no problem. Oh, hey look over there!
>What?
>*runs back to my car, drives off*

>*steps out of shadows*
>*winks at ur date*
>heh... hey there, cutie. I noticed your date just ran off
>*does a cool spin*
>*attempts a moonwalk*
>Mind if I take ya home, m'dear? You look like a fine lass, with a tight little ass!
>*whips cape about playfully*
>*shimmies*
>heh.. hope you like crisco, because that's what I like to use as lube when I fuck a cutie up her tootie!
>*licks lips seductively*
>*offers arm*

*teleports between her and you*
*grabs you by the throat*
back the fuck off??

Fuck or or get like Leo frank

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>*gets rock hard*
>If I have to fuck you to fuck her, then I will
>*bends u over*
>Better flare those cheeks and relax that hole, lad. I'm coming in!

>*it was a hologram*
>"heh...looks like I caught you with your pants down, kiddo"

>*pants drop down*
>*feels ur powerful hands on my hips*
>H-hey there, bud! Easy now!
>*feels ur throbbing cock enter my asshole*
>*becomes erect from prostate stimulation*
>*struggles to break free*
>Hey, you f- *oof* f-fucking faggot! Y-you can't j-jus *uhhh* just fuck me l-like some fucking woman!
>*bites lip*
>*eyes roll back into my head as I become dick drunk*

very direct and forward of you user, based

>he eats pizza with a knife and fork
Lmao faggot, I bet you also go clean shaven because "eurgh facial hair is gross"

no problem babe
>i sure hope she doesn't try to skip out on my dick flattening today

I make it a point to take a picture every first date (seems all my dates are first dates, kek!) I tell the girl that if we end up getting married, I want to be able show our kids a picture of their mother when we first met, I think they usually think it's cute

>seems all my dates are first dates, kek!

>I make it a point to take a picture every first date
>I tell the girl that if we end up getting married-

this is why you only have first dates you sad simp faggot

Based bait-taker

oh shid boi i've been trelt

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