>*Wolf howling*
Is that it? You're a fucking creature of the night? You fool. Don't you know who I am? I am Satan the almighty. Now you shall hush and bow down to me or suffer the consequences for all eternity. Give me the fucking cuppa or I shall unleash my demons. They're hungry.
Choose wisely, lower being.
where'd my cup of garlic based pasta sauce go....?
OH NO COUNT NOT THAT CUP
I command you and you pull out pasta in an attempt to be salvaged. This is how you disobey the almighty? That's the last fucking straw, YOU'RE DONE.
*kicks pasta*
*releases all my demons*
ATTAAAAAACKKKKK!!!!!!!!!! SHOW NO MERCY
Garlic sauce I thought this was dick blood?
*sip*
ah
NNOOOOOOOO!!!!
I KICKED IT AWAY FROM YOU, YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT YOU'RE CHEATING COME BACK AND FACE THEM LIKE A CHAMP YOU PUSSY
*DEMONIC HOWLING*
CHAMP.... ~!
YOUR SISTER IS HUNGRY
DO NOT HOG
DO NOT HOG THE SAUUCCCCCCEEEE
HOG ALL OF THE SAUCE STOP AVOIDING THIS YOU STUPID VAMPIRE ROASTIEEEEEEEE
Aaaaayyy Paissaaann ah don'tchu worrry. Count Cup hardly touched the sauce at all.
There's s a garlic dick sauce enough for Eeeeeevrryyonnneee. Maanngga maanngaa
SHUTUP AND FEED ME YOU ITALIAN BASTARD I CAN'T REACH WAHHHHHH
Aaaaayyy there's a bottomless garlic dick pasta for the little meataball and da whole famillya