Sorry, guys, got up late. Anyway, you know the rule, so I'm gonna have to ask you to can it until I wrap up this cuppa.
*sssslllluurrrrrrrrrpppp* Ah.
Sorry, guys, got up late. Anyway, you know the rule, so I'm gonna have to ask you to can it until I wrap up this cuppa
Easton Martinez
Ayden Clark
*slaps the coffee out of your hands*
You're my bitch now.
Bentley Ward
Sorry to interrupt user, may I have a cuppa?
Brayden Lewis
yes daddy
*sssllluurrrrrrrrrrrrp* Ah. But please, at least refrain from speaking until ive had this dick.
ah ah ah, you know the rule
Grayson Phillips
You don't get to make commands. That's my job. Know your place, bitch.
Nolan Lewis
People who "can't cope" without their morning coffee are the most normiest of normies. This also applies to normies who drink an entire bottle of wine every evening
Landon Jenkins
I SAID NO TALKIE
*CHOMP*
Ian Wood
AHHHHHH YOU FUCKING BITCH MY DICK OH GOD OH GOD I CANT FEEL IT AHHHHH IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU WHORE
Aiden Williams
Wtf where's my brain gone
Justin James
Hey, you're the one who didn't abide by a simple rule. Now what can I do to wash this down... I know, a cuppa!
Oliver Morales
*puts my bleeding cock in your stupid cuppa*
DRINK IT BITCH
Ryder Flores
*slurping stops*
Caleb Lee
Based roleplay, love the bit boys, keep it up
Josiah Cook
HAHAAHAHHAHA THATS FUCKING RIGHT BITCH
NOW LICK MY ASSHOLE LIKE A GOOD LITTLE CUMRAG BITCH YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS OR ELSE
Lucas Sanders
You want me to drink your blood and eat your shit? Fine, I'LL CONSUME YOUR WHOLE FUCKING SOUL.
Nolan Jackson
Nice try whore, I have no soul.
NOW
LICK
MY
HAIRY
PINK
ASSHOLE
Leo Garcia
just going to get a quick refill....
Julian Sanchez
If you walk away bitch I will END YOU.
NOW DON'T MOVE OR I'LL SHOOT
GIVE
ME
THE
CUPPA
Cooper Moore
*Wolf howling*
You will do me no such favor this night, mortal.
*SLuuuuuurrrrrrrp*
I cannot die until this cuppa empties
*sssssssiiiiiip*
the curse of undeath, like this cup you seek, will remain mine alone to bear... for now
Ethan Morgan
based thread, reminds me of the golden age of Yas Forums
Zachary Stewart
>*Wolf howling*
Is that it? You're a fucking creature of the night? You fool. Don't you know who I am? I am Satan the almighty. Now you shall hush and bow down to me or suffer the consequences for all eternity. Give me the fucking cuppa or I shall unleash my demons. They're hungry.
Choose wisely, lower being.
Ryder Morgan
where'd my cup of garlic based pasta sauce go....?
OH NO COUNT NOT THAT CUP
Lucas Stewart
I command you and you pull out pasta in an attempt to be salvaged. This is how you disobey the almighty? That's the last fucking straw, YOU'RE DONE.
*kicks pasta*
*releases all my demons*
ATTAAAAAACKKKKK!!!!!!!!!! SHOW NO MERCY
Samuel Morris
Garlic sauce I thought this was dick blood?
*sip*
ah
NNOOOOOOOO!!!!
Jackson Williams
I KICKED IT AWAY FROM YOU, YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT YOU'RE CHEATING COME BACK AND FACE THEM LIKE A CHAMP YOU PUSSY
James Murphy
*DEMONIC HOWLING*
CHAMP.... ~!
YOUR SISTER IS HUNGRY
DO NOT HOG
DO NOT HOG THE SAUUCCCCCCEEEE
Colton Hall
HOG ALL OF THE SAUCE STOP AVOIDING THIS YOU STUPID VAMPIRE ROASTIEEEEEEEE
Jose Smith
Aaaaayyy Paissaaann ah don'tchu worrry. Count Cup hardly touched the sauce at all.
There's s a garlic dick sauce enough for Eeeeeevrryyonnneee. Maanngga maanngaa
Elijah Hernandez
SHUTUP AND FEED ME YOU ITALIAN BASTARD I CAN'T REACH WAHHHHHH
Andrew Watson
Aaaaayyy there's a bottomless garlic dick pasta for the little meataball and da whole famillya
Jace Young
YOU DIDN'T CLEAN HIS DICK AND I JUST GOT A BITE OF HIS DICK CHEESE YOU FUCKING MONSTER HOW COULD YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU A SO MACH!!!!!!
Dylan Turner
Well That's a too bad -- cleaning cost extra.
Aaayy table 8 watch your HEAD!
Adam Lopez
HEALTH DEPARTMENT COMING IN NOBODY MOVE!!!!!!
SIR WE RECIEVED A REPORT YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR SERVING FOOD THAT VIOLATES THE POLICIES!!! THIS ESTABLISHMENT MUST SHUT DOWN IMMEDIATELY