/britfeel/

>Love to keep my apples in a fridge to be fair lad

Me too apple fren. Trouble is I live with vile housemates that hog the facilities, henceforth my apples are room-bound.

Almost time for my /oats/ (brother).

Attached: e2c.jpg (800x450, 61.2K)

Cannot deny the excellent song choice but I believe this is also a strong contender not to be over looked sir.
youtube.com/watch?v=6BSg4lSxekc&list=LLPUvzh-CiOzIC2Mnl2kkl-w&index=1

Get on the universal benny bandwagon for the 'rona. Receive daily bastard text messages 'log into your account journal'. Jobs for ASDA - 'fast tracked'.. Remember when I came for that interview 6 years ago ASDA, stood up, you made a fool out of us, took a full unpaid afternoon, interviewed us and you still didn't give us the damn pathetic shelf stacking job? Well I still remember. Fuck you.

You'll be anything but alone once you go. They literally go out of their way to befriend you there. It's insane actually.

THERE IS A BOY WITH A DREAM OF VALHALLA...

>What did you wank to??

Chinky Mongoloid looking bitch laying on her back with her minge spread wide open.

Just been to co-op:
1 medium baguette
1 bakery sosigroll (6)
2 for 5 jalfrezi ready meals
2 for 3.50 ham and beef slices
2 for 3bong grated cheese (mozzarella and mild cheddar)
1 bag square cut iceberg lettuce
1 long life 4 pint green top
1 orange Lucozade
17.70 total
I got a bit upset when the big scary bald man stacking the shelves told me it was only one way so I had to walk round the entire aisle instead of just the 2 steps, also I said morning to one of the staff and they just ignored me so I'm probably never going there again and just ride up town to the big Tesco

Attached: 1472421107731.jpg (1092x1023, 308.64K)

Anyone else shower after the dome back from being at the shops?

Not even caring if I get covid-19, just gen up feel dirty.

>I got a bit upset when the big scary bald man
You big pussy lad. You should have kicked his head in.

What's the book and why not get the cheaper postage?

I normally charge 2 quid for a book regardless of size.
But then I sell books from 99p - 5 quid.

Mostnive ever charged was 10 quid for House of Leaves but that's because postage was a cunt for it.