SUICIDE NOTE THREAD

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Fuck all of you

I love how simple and to-the-point these notes are
they just say "fuck off I'm gone"

Not suicidal, but posting anyway.

There's no point in me being here anymore. Search through my wallet to start getting the information you need.

I've made several suicide notes in the past. Some were really long (like 14 pages). Some were really short (like 3 sentences). The one I thought was the best was about a page long.

But then I realized that the best thing to do is to not write one at all, and to instead just make it obvious that you were serious about suicide. Such as by giving away all of your valuables first.

why leave a note behind?

Never got my peen sucked but seeing as my body is still here, maybe someone could fulfill my wish b4 i go to heaven, later brahs

My boredom has now exceeded my consideration for others. I offer no apology. Divvy my belongings amongst yourselves as you see fit, bury me with my onahole.

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Me la la la la pelan

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Breh, bruh moment. Buybuy mang.

leaving a note would be too corny and cliche. the few people who would notice would already know why anyway