SUICIDE NOTE THREAD

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Fuck all of you

I love how simple and to-the-point these notes are
they just say "fuck off I'm gone"

Not suicidal, but posting anyway.

There's no point in me being here anymore. Search through my wallet to start getting the information you need.

I've made several suicide notes in the past. Some were really long (like 14 pages). Some were really short (like 3 sentences). The one I thought was the best was about a page long.

But then I realized that the best thing to do is to not write one at all, and to instead just make it obvious that you were serious about suicide. Such as by giving away all of your valuables first.

why leave a note behind?

Never got my peen sucked but seeing as my body is still here, maybe someone could fulfill my wish b4 i go to heaven, later brahs

My boredom has now exceeded my consideration for others. I offer no apology. Divvy my belongings amongst yourselves as you see fit, bury me with my onahole.

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Me la la la la pelan

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Breh, bruh moment. Buybuy mang.

leaving a note would be too corny and cliche. the few people who would notice would already know why anyway

Mom I am sorry for being born but today the burden has been lifted. Everyone who I ever met, I am sorry for worsening your life. I hate jews. End

I'd be too dead to care about what people think of me after I die

I'd probably just say "sorry, I'm done with life, bye" on IRC so my internet friends wouldn't have to wonder if I died in an accident
no note in real life, who would I even leave one to?

change da world
My final message.Bye Bye

I failed to find love

I hate every single one of you
see you in your nightmares, you pricks

youtube.com/watch?v=jLrICGrx5OI

Copied straight out of the email I have on a dead man's switch:

Holy moly! Looks like I'm dead!
If you're in this folder, and you're not me being morbid and adding stuff, my dead man's switch has probably gone off. The zip file is the password protected file it mentions. If you need anything, that's probably the best place to look.

I feel like I should say something cool and cryptic, but if you're reading this you're probably very sad, so saying something like I'm haunting the house, or telling your fortune would be in poor taste.

Don't grieve for too long, as of right now, I've lived a pretty good life, and I'm not really anticipating this folder seeing a lot of use for another 60 or so years.

Make sure there is at least 1 clown and 1 mime at my funeral please.
But for real, if this reaches you before the funeral, don't spend too much on it--they're a scam. I'm already an organ donor, but if they can keep using my body after they harvest the organs, go ahead and let them; I'd prefer researchers got as much use out of my remains as possible. In the event you receive any remains or ashes or anything, please use them as fertilizer for a tree, preferably a Japanese maple, or something that produces flowers like a dogwood or cherry blossom.

If this didn't reach you in time and you didn't cremate me, or donate my body, that's okay too, no need to feel guilty about it. As far as I'm concerned, after I'm dead my body is just a pile of carbon with no connection to me except for it's where my consciousness used to live.

Here's a list of interesting websites I have accounts on if visiting them will be helpful for your grieving process:

DeviantArt: GreenDoctor
SoundCloud: OrangeLeavesBand / AdultsWithBraces / The Trap House Two
Tumblr: HazelWutherfieldIsDead
Wattpad: HHPines

Love you guys -- [user]

what a pretty goodbye letter
you might be the only one here who people will miss when they're gone, or at least the only person who isn't angry and actively wanting to die right this second

"I was racist but I loved black cock. Thanks for dicking me down, niggers."

I would but, no joke, the police deleted it from my computer when I failed to die.