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4channers dont care about hairlines they just wanna coom

thought he fucked off for good after making a complete embarrassment of himself

You should wolf whistle at some lasses whilst you're out

*spits on you as he walks into the thread*

Go and buy some banans and get that duvet.
You will feel productive and better for it. Banans are tasty

Filtered all names and trips because I don't have the autism to update a curated list every time someone new comes along.
Not mentioning anyone in particular so don't cry or seethe.

He will never leave as long as she is here

>not filtering Anonymous as well
He posts way too much.

Go and do it lad. Honestly youll feel better for it. Maybe make yourself a hearty dinner as well? By some nice ingredients, make your favourite dinner, treat yourself. You deserve it lad.

How are you going to filter all the rubbishposts that are just some personality mong writing about themselves?

I think someone just spat on me. Was that you lad? Did you just spit on me? I will rip your fucking eyes out I swear to god.

chicken is ready lads. tuck in

>The virgin civic
>The chad mondeo

Masturbation causes
>hair loss
>bent dick
>erectile dysfunction
>low test levels and increased protein consumption as more sperm are manufactured
>a bad smell
>dopamine deficiency leading to depression
>unrealistic expectations of women and sex

Put it back in your pants.

I don't think Ian would leave. He liked being semi famous back in 2016. He wants to be seen.
Ian, if you see this. Do you want to be famous? Do you want to be seen and adored? Do you want to win?

Is that the whole chicken? Did you marinate it and shove garlic up its arse?What sides you having with it?

I was edging as I read your post user. I've put it back in my pants now though

what a silly spacker. hope he finds a new lass to obsess over

coward, I was doing the same and have now doubled down on my wanking out of spite. typed this out one-handed

is it medium-rare?

>>unrealistic expectations of women and sex
surely thats the porn, not the wanking.

Andrew mate, was gonna wait until your birthday, but with all the seething now is as good a time as any. It's a new hair piece for you mate, made from the locks of real Thai women. No, dont thank me, all the other lads chipped in to get it for you too. Happy hair day pal.

>Did you marinate
yes
>shove garlic up its arse
yes
What sides you having with it?
got a bit drunk at the end and couldnt be bothered to make any sides so im just eating the whole chicken on its own

whenever mummy does chicken its always really dry. i struggle to swallow it and it all just gets stuck inside my mouth, no matter how much i try to soak it in gravy. i really don't like it but she always does chicken and she always says it was nice. this one time i said i didnt like chicken because i struggled to eat it without putting the blame on her, and she said she didnt know what i was talking about.

is that just how chicken is? or am i being gaslit? obviously this doesnt apply to chicken from maccies or drumsticks or whatever. i don't think i've ordered chicken at a restaurant.

i just don't understand lads

>is that just how chicken is?
no

that and the imagined scenarios are always better
plus wanking feels better than sex with a condom

What porn is this you mention?

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she is just cooking it for too long

Don't go chasing waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to
I know that you're gonna have it your way or nothing at all
But I think you're moving too fast

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