Would you let your girlfriend fuck you up the ass with a strap-on to "spice up your relationship" and "try something...

i'd let my gf anally mindcontrol me if she was nice about it

My ass is a one-way street. If I was a tattoo kind of guy I'd get an "EXIT ONLY" tattoo on my ass.

how do you poop then?

>exit only

Are you retarded, user?

I did this once with an ex-gf and sure enough, after a while, she didn't respect me and we broke up, don't be a fag like me, repent now

This is a legitimate concern I have, but I'm pretty sure your story is a load of shit.