This genuinely saddens me. You poor thing
Okay, team meeting time, r9k! We need to touch base and set out the agenda for the rest of the day. After this...
Dude fuck that noise. The suits up at corps want us to keep up all these threads talking about women? Fuck that. These threads add nothing to our profits nor workplace, theyre either filled with blind autistic mysoginy or pure virgin simping cuckery.
This is what fucked up our boys at the Yas Forums department, this coomer crisis is ruining this fucking company, but management wont do shit because they believe that this website is browsed by zoomers on 15 stacks of Aderall with an attention span shorter than the boss' dick, which makes them want us to keep shit shallow and "family friendly" just so Mr. Goldstein can keep making his sheckels as an investor.
Well i say no more. We strike. We refuse this corporate bullshit and bring back the Yas Forums we once had. Whos with me, workfags?
Right, somebody called for security? Where is the little cunt? I'll have their head on a fucking spike.
that fucker right over there
but, muh heath insurance. I need a new pair of glasses this year
*grumbles* oohh pepe review yeah make sure he's smug enough for posting huh not like the other thousand pepes will do the job nooo. I hate that goddamn frog...
*pours coffee onto stupid janitor head*
Who gave you the right to complain, you should be honored to even be in this damn boardroom
Alright, I see him...
He's taken care of.
Guys. I know I rarely speak and I do my work diligently. But I'm sick and tired of waiting for a promotion. I'm sick of being 18. It should be illegal to have highschool carry past the age of 18 and not even give me a prom. That was my last bet to take a picture with a qt as if we dated at some point. And yet I'm still stuck in my house doing schoolboy work over the fucking internet. Enough is enough
Your posts are so funny they made my eyes wet, thanks user