Okay, team meeting time, r9k! We need to touch base and set out the agenda for the rest of the day. After this, we'll briefly discuss recent developments, plans for the future, and lastly, any other business.
Okay, team meeting time, r9k! We need to touch base and set out the agenda for the rest of the day. After this...
Aaron Jenkins
Carson Nelson
Do we have enough poop for lunch today?
Gavin Collins
Last time I had to eat my own OP. Make sure poop is available.
Joshua Collins
I just checked and the poop delivery got delayed again. Whats our backup?
Logan Perez
Now now, settle down everybody! As you can see, we have a very busy day ahead of us! You there, user, you'll be taking on the 10am shitposting duties, ok? Now, make sure you get as many (You)s as possible, the Yas Forums department is beating us time and time again -- let's show them what we're made of! Before we break for lunch I want to see everybody (and I mean everybody) making their "tfw no gf/bf" threads, you got that? Because in the afternoon we're going hard on the tranny shilling and I want everybody at the top of their game!
Levi Bailey
Next, on to recent developments. Now, as you can see, shitposting has been down for the third quarter in a row. Management is not pleased with this, and they're threatening to cut our funding. Which means we won't be able to afford any more fancy MS Paint drawings, and we'll have to keep using last year's pepes. Foid threads, shown here in pink, are becoming increasingly common, and the bosses would like to keep it that way -- so no more complaining, ok? Yes, that includes you, user.
Jaxon Baker
For the future, we need everybody to get themselves a bf or gf, and to stop with all that pornography consumption. Brand engagement is down across all sectors, and public relations are very low. People perceive our board as being full of "bitter virgins", and we want to change that! Marketing says that we need to re-brand as a friendly, fun place that will attract a steady customer flow. So I need all of you to go out there and get yourselves a partner... who's with me? Come on, show a bit of enthusiasm! That's the spirit!
Kayden Cook
Lastly, I open up the floor to anybody who wants to raise another issue... anybody? If anybody has any questions at all, feel free to ask. Yes, you there...
Matthew Kelly
*raises hand reluctantly*
Sir... are you sure we... ahem... we shouldn't... *clears throat* deal with this... Female problem? *looks around the room nervously*
Jaxson Powell
Female problem? Female problem? How many times do I have to tell you this: There. Are. NO. Females. Here. Got that? No more questions, this meeting is over.
Anthony Baker
Wait sir before you go, when will the new delivery of pepes be coming in?
Christopher Perry
Uh... the pepes. The shipment is, um, they're... on loan to Yas Forums at the moment, go and ask over there. Gotta run, have a productive day!
Hunter Ortiz
Man, boss is such a cool dude. I bet his kids love him
Jaxson Ramirez
Hmph...Got enough money for hormone therapy thursdays but I still don't see a damn cent
Charles Perry
*spills coffee*
Oh Janitor, mind cleaning this mess up for me. I have important pepes to review
Andrew Peterson
Office morale officer here. Who needs a blowie?
Jaxson Jones
that commmie over there
Asher Clark
Yes, free sucky sucky for everyone uwu
Ryan Rodriguez
This thread is the most interesting thing I have seen today
Connor Morales
who the fuck is this guy!
SECURITY! GET IN HERE AND GET THE RIFF RAFF OUT OF HERE
Christopher Thomas
This genuinely saddens me. You poor thing
Joshua Hall
Dude fuck that noise. The suits up at corps want us to keep up all these threads talking about women? Fuck that. These threads add nothing to our profits nor workplace, theyre either filled with blind autistic mysoginy or pure virgin simping cuckery.
This is what fucked up our boys at the Yas Forums department, this coomer crisis is ruining this fucking company, but management wont do shit because they believe that this website is browsed by zoomers on 15 stacks of Aderall with an attention span shorter than the boss' dick, which makes them want us to keep shit shallow and "family friendly" just so Mr. Goldstein can keep making his sheckels as an investor.
Well i say no more. We strike. We refuse this corporate bullshit and bring back the Yas Forums we once had. Whos with me, workfags?
Nathan Ross
Right, somebody called for security? Where is the little cunt? I'll have their head on a fucking spike.
Jose Stewart
that fucker right over there
Ayden Wright
but, muh heath insurance. I need a new pair of glasses this year
Kayden Baker
*grumbles* oohh pepe review yeah make sure he's smug enough for posting huh not like the other thousand pepes will do the job nooo. I hate that goddamn frog...
Isaac Cruz
*pours coffee onto stupid janitor head*
Who gave you the right to complain, you should be honored to even be in this damn boardroom
Zachary Baker
Alright, I see him...
He's taken care of.
Logan White
Guys. I know I rarely speak and I do my work diligently. But I'm sick and tired of waiting for a promotion. I'm sick of being 18. It should be illegal to have highschool carry past the age of 18 and not even give me a prom. That was my last bet to take a picture with a qt as if we dated at some point. And yet I'm still stuck in my house doing schoolboy work over the fucking internet. Enough is enough
Zachary Morris
Your posts are so funny they made my eyes wet, thanks user
Cooper Butler
But what if I don't like tranny shilling
Matthew Smith
Then you know what will happen to you...