Why didn't you join a Brazilian jiu-jitsu gym when you had the chance user?

Because I'd get my shit kicked in

lern to wrassle faggot

if you don't become a novice you'll never become an expert

Too expensive, I took a couple semesters of classes of it at my university and it was very fun, I just do not have the money right now. I will do it once I can afford it, I loved it

>tfw missed my chance to learn jui jitsu

>hugging other men on the ground
Miss me with that gay shit, brah.

I actually bought a punching bag this weem and am I going to teach myself kickboxing, aka the thinking man's martial art.

>Jui-jutsu looks like hugging therefore its gay, so i'm going to just teach myself improper form of basic strikes
real big thinker over here.

Truth. Muay thai and boxing all day. BJJ just sounds so fucking disgusting.

>BJJ just sounds so fucking disgusting.
why? you get other people's sweat on you all the time in muay thai too from clinches so i dont really think thats relevant

Too expensive and I already learned hapkido and judo, which has the same shit plus stand up grappling which I find more useful and fun.
Seriously, they bitch out if you throw them to hard or use slams. What kind of pussy shit is that? One even complained when I used a normal leg lock as a counter to their "spider guard" or whatever. Like dude, you are sticking your leg right in my face. Do you really expect me not to go for a leg lock?
Like they have all these unwritten rules they expect you to go by when you spar with them.
Like I don't expect people to follow Olympic judo rules when we are free sparing. I just expect you to not act like a dick and not to actually intentionally try and hurt anyone.
Had another that almost had a full on bitch fit just because I crossfaced them to take dominant position. Which is a totally normal wrestling move that even little kids in peewee wrestling don't complain about. But this dude took it personal for some reason and tired himself out being a tryhard while I just shifted from pin to pin.

I mean I have also grappled with a lot of really cook bjj players, but some of them are just toxic little bitches with ego problems for no reason who don't even know how to breakfall or handle being thrown.