/VIRGIN THREAD/

sylvester stallone was cooler when his jaw was deformed

I will probably die a virgin since I have absolutely no interest in penetrative sex

26 this year, khv. Here's where I'm stuck:
>I want a gf!
You're just telling yourself that because it's expected of you. How can you be so sure you want one, you've never tried it.
>That's the problem. I don't know whether my desire is my own. But I have to at least try.
Okay, do you have someone in mind?
>No, I don't know any women.
So you're just going to walk up to a stranger and ask her out?
>Yeah?
Isn't that superficial and shallow? You're picking a mate based on nothing but looks. Not to mention the only thing you'll meet that way is a ton of male competition.
>Okay, fine. I can try to go to places I like, and talk to girls there, then we'll have something in common. Like the manga section in a bookstore. ..Hey, stop laughing, I'm serious.
You're soo mature, going for personality instead of looks. You sure you want to date a girl you aren't physically attracted to?
>I have to try. Maybe I'll take a liking to them after a while.
And what if that doesn't happen? You're even the one who asked, and your reason for cutting ties would be "Sorry, I thought I'd be able to stomach your fat ass after a month or so". The poor girl that agrees to your deceitful bullshit.

never kissed a girl in my life
the best i got was hugs
i mostly identify with callmecarson since i am a genetic freakshow but on big wheels (6'3)

38 and still a virgin. I am ready to become a Grand Wizard in a few years.

I'm male, 32, a virgin who lives with his mum.
The virgin part I don't give a fuck about, I just wish I could hold a job without burning out.
Without a stable income it makes it too risky to live on my own.
Which I really wish I did because living at home is painful.

Anyway, sex
I've never really cared too much about sex
Not quite asexual though because I like a good fap now and then.
I nearly had a chance to dip my wick when I was living with some friends, but had beer dick.
And I wasn't really into her, I only wanted to do her so my mates would stop taking the piss and calling me 'virgin'

I finally figured out what might be up with me the other day.
I was reading the wikipedia page about Schizoid Personality Disorders and it was like someone had wrote a biography about me, everything but one or two points applied to me.

A girl told me that she's thinking of breaking up with her boyfriend, is this a sign?

31 year old female virgin

which special ability are you planning to choose when youll turn 40 ?

28 yr virgin. just wanted a femanon to take it by now but they wont do it.
why would marky fuck sam hyde and a 32 year old brazilian but not one of us?

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